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i'm ivy
i love my wife
Homie Vulgaris podcast: https://patreon.com/TheHomieCollective
worldbuilder for ivyCorp and at @concept.country
donations/tips for my art projects: venmo/cashapp: $professorgetter
i love my wife
Homie Vulgaris podcast: https://patreon.com/TheHomieCollective
worldbuilder for ivyCorp and at @concept.country
donations/tips for my art projects: venmo/cashapp: $professorgetter
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@professorgetter.bsky.social
· Jul 5
a memo from the future. redacted for time paradox prevention.
he can remember things?
John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
he can remember things?
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stop listening to whatever nerd ass news podcast or reading whatever article writer you're panicking on your phone about.
listen to Homie Vulgaris
listen to Homie Vulgaris
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
stop listening to whatever nerd ass news podcast or reading whatever article writer you're panicking on your phone about.
listen to Homie Vulgaris
listen to Homie Vulgaris
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I STAY IN THE QUARRY
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I STAY IN THE QUARRY
brainmaxxing by never reading anything on my TL
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
brainmaxxing by never reading anything on my TL
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hello. no one has been paying their tithes recently. i don’t want to be pushy. but perhaps? you have all forgotten. so if you could just send those in now. that would be great.
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
hello. no one has been paying their tithes recently. i don’t want to be pushy. but perhaps? you have all forgotten. so if you could just send those in now. that would be great.
oh no! anyway,
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
oh no! anyway,
been playing dark souls lately
October 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
been playing dark souls lately
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I am hearing that many girls do not want their balls. the church of course has. much experience with this. and is willing to provide the service. for the low price of a 10 year contract with our choirs. you may sign below.
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I am hearing that many girls do not want their balls. the church of course has. much experience with this. and is willing to provide the service. for the low price of a 10 year contract with our choirs. you may sign below.
listen to the Homie Vulgaris podcast. we're very funny and not racist
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
listen to the Homie Vulgaris podcast. we're very funny and not racist
*denji voice* a penguin!!!!
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
*denji voice* a penguin!!!!
moments before total collapse
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
moments before total collapse
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Im 32 today and the horrors persist so if you want to throw me some money to pay off debts and start a get the fuck out of the South fund my venmo is @voiles1910 and cashapp is $vd1910. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...
FBI Readies New War on Trans People
“We’re looking at the entire spider web”
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Im 32 today and the horrors persist so if you want to throw me some money to pay off debts and start a get the fuck out of the South fund my venmo is @voiles1910 and cashapp is $vd1910. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-readie...
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THE SHOOTER WAS A CIS WHITE GUY AGAIN
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
THE SHOOTER WAS A CIS WHITE GUY AGAIN
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hey God stopped in today and said he’s really enjoying the Absolute Martian Manhunter run. He wants us to put it in the Bible. it’s causing a minor crisis.
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
hey God stopped in today and said he’s really enjoying the Absolute Martian Manhunter run. He wants us to put it in the Bible. it’s causing a minor crisis.
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read absolute martian manhunter
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
read absolute martian manhunter
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I still haven't seen any actual metrics for the purported cause of "people are too mean here" being the reason this isn't as frequented of a website. do these people just not remember early twitter?
September 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I still haven't seen any actual metrics for the purported cause of "people are too mean here" being the reason this isn't as frequented of a website. do these people just not remember early twitter?
fuckin the post guy for posts
September 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
fuckin the post guy for posts
I went to the Cylinder and everybody knew you
September 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I went to the Cylinder and everybody knew you