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Bald Cartoon Kev
@senileanimal.bsky.social
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a fish with a transparent head, filled with jelly, so that it can look up through its skull
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senileanimal.bsky.social
Hello, long time no see. Anyway, guess who has two thumbs, and tickets to Super Furry Animals? #SFAOK
October 1, 2025 at 9:21 AM
senileanimal.bsky.social
You ever hear a song and it recall a very obscure memory? Ace of Base’s All That She Wants was just on the radio, and I instantly recalled someone at school mishearing the lyric as “all that she wants / is another *lady*”, and the exact classroom it was discussed in, in 1992.
July 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
13yo daughter is absolutely *blasting* Nirvana in her bedroom right now.
I’m not allowed to recommend anything as I’m far too uncool, so I’m even more proud that she’s discovered them off her own back.
July 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Was supposed to be seeing the Melvins tonight but can’t go, therefore please consider me a very sad boy.
July 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
There aren’t many music atrocities worse than Florence and the Machine songs, but one such example is the cover of You Got The Love by Florence and the Machine.
July 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Catching up on Glastonbury. Beabadoobee sound and look like the kind of act that would’ve had three summers of mid-afternoon festival slots in the late 90s and were then never heard of again. Why are they a thing in 2025?
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
I’m playing Cannon Fodder (1993) on an emulated Amiga 500+, like what I did on a real Amiga 500+ as a spotty teen.
May 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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alexkirshner.com
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first. One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish. Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points. We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are. Anelise Feldman Freshman, Yarmouth High School Yarmouth
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Saw Stewart Lee tonight, lads.
May 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
the best part about star wars is when they violently blow up the fascists.

this is closely followed by the 2nd best part, which is the abundance of little guys (many of which are heavily armed)
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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dobbersw.bsky.social
I do love David Tennant and his response to this question in the Guardian today.
Are you protective of the doctors that have come after you, having seen what Jodie Whittaker and Gatwa faced? These debates – and it’s not even a debate, it’s a small clutch of people shouting very loudly, amplified by certain elements of the press – are not reflective of what most people feel. Things become ludicrously disproportionate, and end up being unnecessarily cruel. That’s what the trans debate seems to have become. Most people don’t give a shit. I genuinely believe most people just want to let people be themselves. All they’re doing is making a tiny portion of society who have a really tough time anyway have an even tougher time.
May 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
senileanimal.bsky.social
“Here come the hotstepper, murderer”
billcorbett.bsky.social Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · May 9
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”
May 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Delightful advert synchronicity.
Screenshot from the Facebook app. At the top of the screen is a post from the account ‘Humans of Techno’ which shows an image of Harry Hill with the text ‘MOBY’ drawn over, and the caption ‘Go!’. At the bottom of the screen is an advert for the company ‘Bldbro’ with the text ‘BALD HEAD? SAVE BIG WITH BUNDLES!’.
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Frozen food manufacturers, it’s time we let you all in on a secret we’ve been keeping: none of us know the wattage of our microwaves or our air fryers.
May 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Amazon algorithm with the relevant recommendation.
Screenshot of an iOS notification from the Amazon app, it says ‘Recommender for you We thought you’d like a new PlayStation Vita console, game or accessory.’
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
It’s taken me until late in season 2 of Severance, to realise that Harmony Cobel is played by Patricia Arquette.
April 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Been watching Only Murders In The Building. My wife and daughter are into it, but I’m finding it really quite annoying.
April 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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ewacat.bsky.social
OCTARINE??? IM NOT GOING TO CLICK AND FIND OUT FOR SURE I AM JUST GOING TO HOPE
April 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
Had the snip this morning, lads. Spent most of yesterday and this morning feeling sick with anxiety about it, spent most of this afternoon… uncomfortable.
April 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
If you’re in need of a banging mixtape to fill your ears for an hour, you can do far worse than this, it’s a belter.
April 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day?’
Screenshot of a post from a local Facebook group, it reads ‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day? It’s been on my drive all morning? Not sure if it’s dead or asleep?’, and is on a backdrop of bright green with various coloured flowers in the corners. In one corner is an avatar of a person with greenish short hair, glasses, a yellow shirt, who has their eyes shut with a single red rose held in both hands.
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
This is one of those headlines where at no point can you predict where it’s going to go next.
Screenshot of a news headline, it reads “An Atlanta bagpiper died in a Hawaii diving accident, and days later, his family found his missing son’s remains in a treehouse”. The headline is accompanied by a photo of a bagpiper stood in what appears to be an empty baseball stadium.
March 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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pigsx7.bsky.social
We've only gone and collaborated with @el-p.bsky.social from Run The Jewels on our new single! Didn't see that coming.

Get listening www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBu...
Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs – Glib Tongued (Feat: El-P)
YouTube video by Rocket Recordings
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March 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
senileanimal.bsky.social
What’s with the British population’s adoration of male presenters hosting light entertainment shows and their terribly-delivered scripted ‘jokes’ that are about as funny as a dose of the clap?
March 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM