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Bald Cartoon Kev
@senileanimal.bsky.social
a fish with a transparent head, filled with jelly, so that it can look up through its skull
I’m playing Cannon Fodder (1993) on an emulated Amiga 500+, like what I did on a real Amiga 500+ as a spotty teen.
May 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Delightful advert synchronicity.
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Amazon algorithm with the relevant recommendation.
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day?’
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is one of those headlines where at no point can you predict where it’s going to go next.
March 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Also saw a chimpanzee having a snooze, wrapped in a blanket.
February 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Just seen a chimpanzee cutting about wearing a shawl.
February 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Bought these yesterday. The mystery flavour appears to be ‘spicy pickled onion’, like if they combined the pickled onion and flamin’ hot
Monster Munch flavours. But they also do this weird thing where immediately after eating all taste disappears, and then an after taste kicks in several mins later.
February 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
January 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Have a dug in yer timeline.
January 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
2025 film thread.
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Is this a sex thing?
December 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Happy Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Me and The Boy have a rare football-free Saturday morning, and the girls are out, so we’re having a chill day. We’ve done some drawing from one of his comics. Do you like our spooky doggos?
November 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
November 12, 2024 at 11:00 AM
What’s that? No, I’ve just got something in my eye.

#Pompey 💙
November 10, 2024 at 6:40 PM
‘Croutons don’t live a little live a crouton!!’
November 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Here, have some stripes.
November 6, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Keep getting ads for the Mirror on mobile games, but it’s impossible to see what the stories are because I refuse to accept the cookies.
October 24, 2024 at 7:01 AM
As a child, I once tried to defend my mum from a crowbar-wielding attacker, with a copy of Edge magazine.
October 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
We’re having a ‘wear yellow to work’ day, so I had to break out the Wu-Tang socks.
October 10, 2024 at 10:27 AM
FoRm De$IGn I$ my Pa$s1on.
October 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Had amazing seats for the NFL at Tottenham yesterday, lads.
October 7, 2024 at 7:34 PM
I didn’t want to get up anyway, dog.
September 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Top 10%, innit.
September 19, 2024 at 10:30 AM