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Bald Cartoon Kev
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a fish with a transparent head, filled with jelly, so that it can look up through its skull
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I’m playing Cannon Fodder (1993) on an emulated Amiga 500+, like what I did on a real Amiga 500+ as a spotty teen.
May 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Delightful advert synchronicity.
Screenshot from the Facebook app. At the top of the screen is a post from the account ‘Humans of Techno’ which shows an image of Harry Hill with the text ‘MOBY’ drawn over, and the caption ‘Go!’. At the bottom of the screen is an advert for the company ‘Bldbro’ with the text ‘BALD HEAD? SAVE BIG WITH BUNDLES!’.
May 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Amazon algorithm with the relevant recommendation.
Screenshot of an iOS notification from the Amazon app, it says ‘Recommender for you We thought you’d like a new PlayStation Vita console, game or accessory.’
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day?’
Screenshot of a post from a local Facebook group, it reads ‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day? It’s been on my drive all morning? Not sure if it’s dead or asleep?’, and is on a backdrop of bright green with various coloured flowers in the corners. In one corner is an avatar of a person with greenish short hair, glasses, a yellow shirt, who has their eyes shut with a single red rose held in both hands.
April 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This is one of those headlines where at no point can you predict where it’s going to go next.
Screenshot of a news headline, it reads “An Atlanta bagpiper died in a Hawaii diving accident, and days later, his family found his missing son’s remains in a treehouse”. The headline is accompanied by a photo of a bagpiper stood in what appears to be an empty baseball stadium.
March 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Also saw a chimpanzee having a snooze, wrapped in a blanket.
Photo of two chimpanzees, laying on straw in an internal enclosure. The one in the foreground is wrapped in a blanket. Closeup photo of a chimpanzee wrapped in a blanket, you can see the chimp’s face sticking out of the blanket.
February 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Just seen a chimpanzee cutting about wearing a shawl.
February 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Bought these yesterday. The mystery flavour appears to be ‘spicy pickled onion’, like if they combined the pickled onion and flamin’ hot
Monster Munch flavours. But they also do this weird thing where immediately after eating all taste disappears, and then an after taste kicks in several mins later.
Photo of a Pringles tube. It’s silver in colour, with the words ‘MYSTERY FLAVOUR’, and the Super Mario logo above a question mark block from the Super Mario games.
February 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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The movie poster for the film Sonic The Hedgehog 3
January 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Have a dug in yer timeline.
Photo of a light brown cockapoo, lying lazily on a sofa, taken face on, with her eyes barely open.
January 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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2025 film thread.
Poster for the film Nosferatu (2024), written and directed by Robert Eggers.
January 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Is this a sex thing?
The box of a board game named The Sock Game, with the tagline ‘The ultimate race! (In a sock)’
December 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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Happy Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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Me and The Boy have a rare football-free Saturday morning, and the girls are out, so we’re having a chill day. We’ve done some drawing from one of his comics. Do you like our spooky doggos?
Photo of my son’s colour pencil drawings of ‘Ghost Doggo’, ‘Cthulhu Doggo’, and ‘Count Doggo’. Photo of my colour pencil drawings of ‘Ghost Doggo’, ‘Cthulhu Doggo’, and ‘Count Doggo’.
November 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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What’s that? No, I’ve just got something in my eye.

#Pompey 💙
November 10, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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‘Croutons don’t live a little live a crouton!!’
A photo of a tub of croutons from the brand OSG, with the slogan ‘Croutons don’t live a little live a crouton!!’
November 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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Here, have some stripes.
An overhead picture, taken from a plane, of a number of fields, with stripes in various shades of green and brown, in different angles.
November 6, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Keep getting ads for the Mirror on mobile games, but it’s impossible to see what the stories are because I refuse to accept the cookies.
October 24, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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As a child, I once tried to defend my mum from a crowbar-wielding attacker, with a copy of Edge magazine.
October 10, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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We’re having a ‘wear yellow to work’ day, so I had to break out the Wu-Tang socks.
October 10, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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FoRm De$IGn I$ my Pa$s1on.
October 9, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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Had amazing seats for the NFL at Tottenham yesterday, lads.
October 7, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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I didn’t want to get up anyway, dog.
September 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Top 10%, innit.
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September 19, 2024 at 10:30 AM