Senator Wario
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Senator Wario
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Official Bluesky account of U.S. Senator Wario (W – Wario World).
he/him.
hope this dude likes dutch food
A top admiral is expected to tell lawmakers tomorrow that he and his legal adviser concluded that the two survivors of a boat strike in September were attempting to continue their drug run, making them and the damaged vessel legitimate targets for another attack.

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Survivors of Boat Strike Were Actively Continuing Drug Mission, Admiral to Tell Lawmakers
Adm. Frank “Mitch” Bradley, the commander of the September attack, is set to provide an account of his role for the first time in a closed briefing.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
man she is just so clearly very stupid lol
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
they should take joe dumars out behind the smoothie king center and put him down
December 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Derik Queen is the real deal
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
not the point but why does the governor of a state have the power to designate *anyone* as a foreign terrorist organization? you're a state, not the federal government
Prediction: CAIR will sue; they will be supported by free speech groups across the political spectrum; they will win; Texans will pay their legal fees; Abbott will be remembered as a free-speech charlatan and a bigot. gov.texas.gov/news/post/go...
Governor Abbott Designates Muslim Brotherhood, CAIR As Foreign Terrorist Organizations
gov.texas.gov
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
insanely selfish and disqualifying
Sen. Kaine on his vote for funding deal

“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
omg please please please kill yourself
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
please dear lord kill yourself this is insane
Reporter: What do you say to your colleagues who say this isn't a fight, this is a capitulation?

Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…

Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.

Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
dumb bitch should kill herself
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
dumb bitch should kill himself
King: So I believe that we are closer tonight to a vote on the ACA tax credits than we were this morning. This agreement tonight is a win for the American people.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
dumb bitch should kill herself
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
can’t wait until this bitch is dead
Durbin is a yes
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
it rules that democratic consultants can just keep writing the same bullshit over and over again forever without ever reckoning with that fact
Li'l scoop at Semafor: A new report endorsed by Biden's former campaign manager, former DCCC chair Cheri Bustos, and other centrist Dems blames the party's broken brand on post-2012 left-wing language and ideas - not just "the groups" but adopted by whole party www.semafor.com/article/10/2...
Left-wing ideas have wrecked Democrats’ brand, new report warns
The center-left group Welcome relied on polling of hundreds of thousands of voters over six months for its findings, shared first with Semafor.
www.semafor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
my Pellies are fun 👍
October 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Senator Wario
it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
not the point at all but ending your email with an italicized “let’s go!” is so embarrassing
David Ellison’s note to staff on Paramount’s acquisition of the Free Press
October 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Reposted by Senator Wario
inbox, from Democratic Assembly nominee Katie Brennan (LD-32, Jersey City/Hoboken): Brennan Calls for New Jersey to Withhold Federal Taxes, Seize Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course After Gateway Tunnel Funding Freeze
October 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jonathan Greenblatt drove ADL into the depths of disgrace in the hope of appeasing Nazis and this still happens. A predictable outcome for a pathetic man
FBI Director Kash Patel called the ADL “an extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization,” saying in announcement that the FBI has cut all formal ties with the anti-hate group.
FBI’s Kash Patel attacks ADL as ‘extreme group functioning like a terrorist organization’
The FBI director said the bureau is cutting all formal ties with the Jewish civil rights group
jewishinsider.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Senator Wario
I will take this occasion to highlight an issue where I think the Sherrill campaign and the NJ Dem apparatus have landed on roughly the correct message: Trump's National Archives gave Jack Ciattarelli Mikie's unredacted SSN and a bunch of other personal shit in an attempt to ratfuck the election
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
seems pretty clear that the Trump administration is coordinating directly with Jack Ciattarelli’s campaign to illegal produce confidential records and ratfuck Sherrill
The National Archives released a mostly unredacted version of Rep. Mikie Sherrill's military records to an ally of Jack Ciattarelli, her GOP opponent in the NJ governor's race. The disclosure potentially violates several U.S. privacy laws. www.cbsnews.com/news/nationa...
Archives errs in releasing too much of Mikie Sherrill's military record to her opponent in governor's race
The National Archives admitted a technician had erred in releasing Rep. Mikie Sherill's "entire record."
www.cbsnews.com
September 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
god forbid
I have a theory - much like how if you live in New York City for long enough you become culturally Jewish in a way, if you hang out online for too long you end up culturally Philadelphian
September 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
just add Ezra Klein to the list of people who need to be part of the show trials under the next Democratic president imo
September 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
both the media and politicians (including democratic politicians) fundamentally think that only republicans matter
The asymmetrical media response to political violence in America is, in itself, one of the most important contributing factors to how we arrived at this place of escalating political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i mean at a certain point, district and circuit courts need to start directly and vocally refusing to follow supreme court orders and precedent
September 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Brett Kavanaugh might be the first instance of adult-onset fetal alcohol syndrome
This is a paragraph Brett Kavanaugh wrote on his little computer and then sent out into the world:
September 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM