Senator Wario
@senatorwario.bsky.social
Official Bluesky account of U.S. Senator Wario (W – Wario World).
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I think it’s likely that Stearns doesn’t think a whole lot of this roster after last year and probably isn’t super upset that he isn’t going to be paying two relievers a pile of money
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think it’s likely that Stearns doesn’t think a whole lot of this roster after last year and probably isn’t super upset that he isn’t going to be paying two relievers a pile of money
It’s gotta be one of the worst press corps in the country, right? Most of them are getting lapped by a (former) felon
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s gotta be one of the worst press corps in the country, right? Most of them are getting lapped by a (former) felon
kill yourself, Chuck!
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
kill yourself, Chuck!
imagine the season they could’ve had if they just ripped off all the bandaids this offseason instead of quadrupling down on this team
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
imagine the season they could’ve had if they just ripped off all the bandaids this offseason instead of quadrupling down on this team
wait until he starts organizing blood sacrifices to extend his life
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wait until he starts organizing blood sacrifices to extend his life
they were a chore to watch last year but things are looking better so far
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they were a chore to watch last year but things are looking better so far
I will be watching Wemby’s 100 point game on Friday with glee
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I will be watching Wemby’s 100 point game on Friday with glee
yeah but Stack might get every single resident of Union to vote for Sherrill now just to spite him lol
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
yeah but Stack might get every single resident of Union to vote for Sherrill now just to spite him lol
how are you this stupid lol
October 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
how are you this stupid lol