Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
That one guy from that video
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Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
· Nov 19
Hello my name is Daniel Hodges. You might know me as Every White Guy who was at the Capitol on 1/6, both insurrectionists and officers. It was a clever ruse though; I was just the one guy in the last photo. Still am, really!
Last week my dentist informed me that I grind my teeth at night.
(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: Trump Pardons 75+ Alleged Coup Plotters in Second-Most Obscene and Corrupt U.S. Presidential Pardon Ever, After His Pardon of 1,600+ Insurrectionists; New Pardon Is Confirmation That President Is Traitor to the United States
Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani, others involved in efforts to overturn 2020 election, pardon attorney says | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump has pardoned a long list of his political allies for their support or involvement in alleged plans to overturn the 2020 presidential election, according to the Department of Jus...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Last week my dentist informed me that I grind my teeth at night.
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me walking into a Starbucks and seeing the caffeine distribution operation going on.
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ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
Okay but ACAB includes David Simon.
Hard, fast rule from a veteran police reporter: Excepting anyone engaged in infiltrating a criminal conspiracy in an undercover capacity, any law officer who hides his identity from the public is a shitheel is doing vile shit and is, in fact, actively destroying the credibility of law enforcement.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
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all the firefighters down at the station sleep together in a giant pillow fort built in 1900 and every generation of fire fighters adds onto the pillow fort and it just keeps growing and growing
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
all the firefighters down at the station sleep together in a giant pillow fort built in 1900 and every generation of fire fighters adds onto the pillow fort and it just keeps growing and growing
I enjoy John Oliver but hoo boy it doesn't encourage me to trust the show whenever he talks about something I actually have professional knowledge in, like the latest episode on police pursuits.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I enjoy John Oliver but hoo boy it doesn't encourage me to trust the show whenever he talks about something I actually have professional knowledge in, like the latest episode on police pursuits.
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
When I go to the grocery I usually buy dinner based on what's about to expire because it's on sale
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
When I go to the grocery I usually buy dinner based on what's about to expire because it's on sale
How I look at the restaurant when we finish the meal, someone asks the table if we're getting dessert and everyone looks at me
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
How I look at the restaurant when we finish the meal, someone asks the table if we're getting dessert and everyone looks at me
Another pop culture ad for ICE
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Another pop culture ad for ICE
*snort*
October 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
*snort*
Q: When will the government be reopened?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Q: When will the government be reopened?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I suffer from anterograde amnesia and *checks hand tattoo* I understand my name is Michael Johnson.
After describing myself being attacked in great detail, Senator Welch asked the witnesses if they supported Trumps pardons for insurrectionists. All Republican witnesses raised their hands.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
After describing myself being attacked in great detail, Senator Welch asked the witnesses if they supported Trumps pardons for insurrectionists. All Republican witnesses raised their hands.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
This was a hearing ostensibly on how political violence is bad.
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“Our military is not trained in law enforcement. There are absolutely zero situations where our National Guard should be on the streets of America as a status quo measure, absent some acute short-term crisis.“
Great read and he quotes @semperwry.bsky.social well:
open.substack.com/pub/ofthebra...
Great read and he quotes @semperwry.bsky.social well:
open.substack.com/pub/ofthebra...
I helped lead the National Guard. Troops don’t belong in our cities.
We must not permit this gross misuse of the military to be normalized.
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“Our military is not trained in law enforcement. There are absolutely zero situations where our National Guard should be on the streets of America as a status quo measure, absent some acute short-term crisis.“
Great read and he quotes @semperwry.bsky.social well:
open.substack.com/pub/ofthebra...
Great read and he quotes @semperwry.bsky.social well:
open.substack.com/pub/ofthebra...
This is important.
Two Illinois National Guard members speak out: "I won't turn against my neighbors."
2 Illinois National Guard members speak out: "I won't turn against my neighbors"
Staff Sgt. Demi Palecek and Capt. Dylan Blaha say they'll defy federal orders regarding Trump's immigration enforcement operation in Chicago.
cbsn.ws
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is important.
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BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Was just informed by Financial Crimes that at least one person is using my name when running phone based scams, telling people they have a warrant and they gotta send money to clear it up or something.
If you get this, it isn't me! That's weird and not how that works. Report it.
If you get this, it isn't me! That's weird and not how that works. Report it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Was just informed by Financial Crimes that at least one person is using my name when running phone based scams, telling people they have a warrant and they gotta send money to clear it up or something.
If you get this, it isn't me! That's weird and not how that works. Report it.
If you get this, it isn't me! That's weird and not how that works. Report it.
Alternately, sometimes going through the motions can be about self-preservation and keeping the peace rather than medical care.
First on scene for a shooting, man shot in the head. Not conscious not breathing. Neighborhood came out to yell at me, say I would have gotten there faster 1/
First on scene for a shooting, man shot in the head. Not conscious not breathing. Neighborhood came out to yell at me, say I would have gotten there faster 1/
You are not obligated to perform futile resuscitation on someone that has injuries inconsistent with life. Severed C-spine, eviscerated heart, massive exsanguination.
This kid was just broken.
His parents begged us to do something. That’s why the first in crew did.
It was the wrong thing to do.
This kid was just broken.
His parents begged us to do something. That’s why the first in crew did.
It was the wrong thing to do.
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Alternately, sometimes going through the motions can be about self-preservation and keeping the peace rather than medical care.
First on scene for a shooting, man shot in the head. Not conscious not breathing. Neighborhood came out to yell at me, say I would have gotten there faster 1/
First on scene for a shooting, man shot in the head. Not conscious not breathing. Neighborhood came out to yell at me, say I would have gotten there faster 1/
In many occupations they're are things you give up that might not be immediately obvious or immediately understood to be of potential value. In policing, its anonymity.
Hard and fast rule of legitimate policing:
With the sole exception of the undercover infiltration of criminal activity, if as an officer you undertake duties that cause you to hide your identity from the public then what you are doing is corrupt and immoral. Also, you're an asshole.
With the sole exception of the undercover infiltration of criminal activity, if as an officer you undertake duties that cause you to hide your identity from the public then what you are doing is corrupt and immoral. Also, you're an asshole.
At least in Watchmen they wore recognizable uniforms.
October 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
In many occupations they're are things you give up that might not be immediately obvious or immediately understood to be of potential value. In policing, its anonymity.
Check out these nerds
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Check out these nerds
I will be speaking as a witness at the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution's hearing focused on politically motivated violence. The hearing is titled Politically Violent Attacks: A Threat to Our Constitutional Order.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I will be speaking as a witness at the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution's hearing focused on politically motivated violence. The hearing is titled Politically Violent Attacks: A Threat to Our Constitutional Order.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
It is scheduled for 10/28 at 230pm ET.
"I knew I was in the right place when I saw a guy in a military vest with an American flag draped across his back emerge from a tent and wander to the craft-services area, where a man was prepping a giant bowl of carrots."
www.vulture.com/article/soci...
www.vulture.com/article/soci...
One and a Half Days at Aaron Sorkin’s Canadian January 6
Attempting to get a sneak peek of the follow-up to The Social Network.
www.vulture.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"I knew I was in the right place when I saw a guy in a military vest with an American flag draped across his back emerge from a tent and wander to the craft-services area, where a man was prepping a giant bowl of carrots."
www.vulture.com/article/soci...
www.vulture.com/article/soci...