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union worker, cat person, avid goodwill shopper, record collector. 📍Madison WI
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
drove up north, pulled over onto a random side street, and took a nice aurora bath
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
drove up north, pulled over onto a random side street, and took a nice aurora bath
was at the shelter today picking up a client and overheard another homeless guy say, incredulously, "you mean they didn't get *anything* for health care??!!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
was at the shelter today picking up a client and overheard another homeless guy say, incredulously, "you mean they didn't get *anything* for health care??!!"
it's fluffy elbow season in Wisconsin
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
it's fluffy elbow season in Wisconsin
have another #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday 🎞️
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
have another #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday 🎞️
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
went nuts during the criterion flash sale
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
went nuts during the criterion flash sale
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
spending this whole entire week explaining to all my clients that they aren't getting food stamps for November 🫠
October 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
spending this whole entire week explaining to all my clients that they aren't getting food stamps for November 🫠
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"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday
August 20, 2023 at 3:02 AM
"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday
today during our monthly staff lunch the psychiatrist asked me how long the Vietnam war was because "it seems like something you would know"
October 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
today during our monthly staff lunch the psychiatrist asked me how long the Vietnam war was because "it seems like something you would know"
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art by amanda vahamaki -- take care of the little ones
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
art by amanda vahamaki -- take care of the little ones
my husband and I refer to our cats as "the bois" in text but yesterday I made the mistake of having the car read my texts to me and it pronounced "bois" as if it were a French word (like "bwah") and now we can't stop saying it. "Did you feed the bwah" etc. insufferable
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
my husband and I refer to our cats as "the bois" in text but yesterday I made the mistake of having the car read my texts to me and it pronounced "bois" as if it were a French word (like "bwah") and now we can't stop saying it. "Did you feed the bwah" etc. insufferable
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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and you're surprised | patreon.com/lubchansky
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
and you're surprised | patreon.com/lubchansky
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
I miss Morris Ramen every single day
October 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I miss Morris Ramen every single day
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Fungi making the most of the low water level at Water-break-its-neck falls in Mid-Wales
#fungifriends #fungi #waterfall #nature #naturephotography #photography
#fungifriends #fungi #waterfall #nature #naturephotography #photography
October 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Fungi making the most of the low water level at Water-break-its-neck falls in Mid-Wales
#fungifriends #fungi #waterfall #nature #naturephotography #photography
#fungifriends #fungi #waterfall #nature #naturephotography #photography
I am trying to be a little more active on here after spending years with a tiny locked account on the other place. here's my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I am trying to be a little more active on here after spending years with a tiny locked account on the other place. here's my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday