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Secktacular
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Living, breathing, eating, sleeping.
He / They - Midwesterner - Graphic Designer - sometimes cartoonist - sometimes musician - cat dad - husband of @drmsthelindo.bsky.social
Charie Kaufman’s “Frank or Francis”, Mr. Show’s “Hooray for America!”, or the Karaszewski / Alexander Sid & Marty Krofft biopic
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Againaconda
Seriously, fuck whoever decided to name the new Anaconda “Anaconda” and not “Anaconda: The Jack Blackening” or “Not Another Anaconda Movie” or fucking ANYTHING that distinguishes it. Suck a donkey dick, marketers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Republicans hoping to win elections by doing nothing for people and just painting Democrats as the Dark Party of ZOHRAN MANDAMI & establishment Democrats insisting Zohran is just for Urban Settings and is Risky everywhere else both furiously punching the air rn
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The Legend of Ochi (2025), Predator Badlands (2025), Prey (2022), Champagne & Bullets (aka the original cut of GetEven) (1993) w/ @rifftrax.com #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Want to look through Jeffrey Epstein’s documents yourself?

We published a searchable database of the entire set of new Epstein files and emails.

Despite Trump saying this is a scam, Trump is mentioned more than anyone else. Search for yourself here: journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/sea...
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally secured the elusive Michigan Voting Werewolf sticker #electionday #michiganelection2025 #ivoted
November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The League of Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller Voters has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Mitski: The Land (2025), Eyes Without a Face (1960), Black Bear (2020), May (2002) #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
October 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Unsurprisingly our checked-out retiring senator Peters & center-right fed Slotkin are at it again. Let em know not to cave
Michiganders, our senators are at it again…
…and by “it”, I mean contemplating selling us out 🙄

Contact them - it’s easy!

www.peters.senate.gov

elissaslotkin.org
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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some of the more annoying libs can't accept a move to the left without first imagining that they're somehow upsetting an imaginary communist by doing so. which, y'know, whatever. rationalise it however you like, just keep it moving
October 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Braindead country
ODOT tells Ohioans to quit stopping in the middle of the highway
YouTube video by NBC4 Columbus
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I delight in being repeatedly vindicated RE: my decade+ luddite-ish principal of owning the music I like & never giving Spotify a fucking dime
Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
October 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Told you, like clockwork.
October 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#caturday morning coffee out back isn’t the same without this sweet dude
RIP Pops, you were a real one

You were part of our family (and I’m sure many others) ❤️

You made Meadowlawn Gardens a better, more magical place.
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Letitia James and James Comey have the best lawyers on earth and will almost certainly be fine. The fact that there’s a zillion stories about them and virtually none about NSPM-7 - which affects countless ordinary people - really says something about who the media writes for
October 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Posted about my favorite neighborhood stray a few weeks ago. Im sad to say some careless asshole hit him in front of our house this morning, killing him. Top notch, chill AF outdoor fella that loved hanging out with me & @drmsthelindo.bsky.social in our yard. RIP Pops #cats #straycat #rainbowbridge
October 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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There's something fascinating in how AI Nostalgia Slop is almost indistinguishable from large sections of Ready Player One in tone and content
no we can't be doing 2012 nostalgia

I refuse
October 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Been making friends with a stray who hangs out in our yard. He’s not ready for pets yet but he chills near me when Im outside #caturday
September 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM