Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social
Sometimes profane. Often snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽
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Penguins said "hey wait for us" and waddled behind them.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Penguins said "hey wait for us" and waddled behind them.
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I’m framing this and hanging it next to my emergency whiskey.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m framing this and hanging it next to my emergency whiskey.
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Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?
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He was a charter member.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He was a charter member.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
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For years they droned on about “the Deep State” - a powerful cabal that controlled everything.
Then they set their sights on “the Epstein list” - a powerful cabal that preyed on children.
(Spoiler: it’s the same cabal)
Now they’re in power, guess who is protecting this cabal?
They are.
Odd.
Then they set their sights on “the Epstein list” - a powerful cabal that preyed on children.
(Spoiler: it’s the same cabal)
Now they’re in power, guess who is protecting this cabal?
They are.
Odd.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
For years they droned on about “the Deep State” - a powerful cabal that controlled everything.
Then they set their sights on “the Epstein list” - a powerful cabal that preyed on children.
(Spoiler: it’s the same cabal)
Now they’re in power, guess who is protecting this cabal?
They are.
Odd.
Then they set their sights on “the Epstein list” - a powerful cabal that preyed on children.
(Spoiler: it’s the same cabal)
Now they’re in power, guess who is protecting this cabal?
They are.
Odd.
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pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret
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It really does seem that to be a tech bro you must not only be completely incurious, but you must also have an absolute rock solid lack of understanding that everyone around you is a human worth caring about.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It really does seem that to be a tech bro you must not only be completely incurious, but you must also have an absolute rock solid lack of understanding that everyone around you is a human worth caring about.
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This Veterans Day, I’m thinking of the millions of Americans who have served in uniform — and how our government is failing them right now.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This Veterans Day, I’m thinking of the millions of Americans who have served in uniform — and how our government is failing them right now.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
Words aren’t enough, we need actions. Fund the VA. Fund mental healthcare. And end endless wars.
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Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Every time you capitulate to a bully, they'll come back at you twice as brutally.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
If you didn't learn this life lesson in third grade, GTFO of the US Senate.
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Don’t worry, they pinky promise to fix healthcare.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Don’t worry, they pinky promise to fix healthcare.
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But you can bet your upside down trump bible that those three divorces will be from men, like a proper godfearin’ Christianist woman.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
But you can bet your upside down trump bible that those three divorces will be from men, like a proper godfearin’ Christianist woman.
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We are being led by absolute cowards
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We are being led by absolute cowards
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If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If I were to defy a court order, I'd be in jail, not building a ballroom.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
Reopen government, swear in Adelita Grivala, release the Epstein Files, restore healthcare subsidies, and fund SNAP.
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For anyone who believes we were not better off under Joe Biden.
WRONG.
WRONG.
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For anyone who believes we were not better off under Joe Biden.
WRONG.
WRONG.
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Felon Field.
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Felon Field.
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I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.
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Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why are ICE agents being paid during the shutdown, but not air traffic controllers? 🤨
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The most corrupt administration in American history.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The most corrupt administration in American history.