Schrödinger’s Squirrel
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Sometimes profane. Often snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽
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Penguins said "hey wait for us" and waddled behind them.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Penguins said "hey wait for us" and waddled behind them.
WAIT Y'ALL I'M COMING!!!!
a dog is walking down a road with the word viralhog on the bottom right
ALT: a dog is walking down a road with the word viralhog on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
WAIT Y'ALL I'M COMING!!!!
Penguins said "hey wait for us" and waddled behind them.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Penguins said "hey wait for us" and waddled behind them.
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He was a charter member.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He was a charter member.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
I had to read this twice because it also perfectly describes Trumpism.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I had to read this twice because it also perfectly describes Trumpism.
He was a charter member.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He was a charter member.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
He was just too stupid to know that Epstein was keeping receipts.
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It really does seem that to be a tech bro you must not only be completely incurious, but you must also have an absolute rock solid lack of understanding that everyone around you is a human worth caring about.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It really does seem that to be a tech bro you must not only be completely incurious, but you must also have an absolute rock solid lack of understanding that everyone around you is a human worth caring about.
Hard to decide between him and Moses Mike whose smarmy face is more punchable.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hard to decide between him and Moses Mike whose smarmy face is more punchable.
He is both.
Him spewing this is less disturbing than the fact that a not small portion of the population reads it and thinks "yeah! what he said!"
Him spewing this is less disturbing than the fact that a not small portion of the population reads it and thinks "yeah! what he said!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He is both.
Him spewing this is less disturbing than the fact that a not small portion of the population reads it and thinks "yeah! what he said!"
Him spewing this is less disturbing than the fact that a not small portion of the population reads it and thinks "yeah! what he said!"
They’ll be sent together right after the infrastructure plan and ACA replacement are finalized.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They’ll be sent together right after the infrastructure plan and ACA replacement are finalized.
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But you can bet your upside down trump bible that those three divorces will be from men, like a proper godfearin’ Christianist woman.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
But you can bet your upside down trump bible that those three divorces will be from men, like a proper godfearin’ Christianist woman.
But you can bet your upside down trump bible that those three divorces will be from men, like a proper godfearin’ Christianist woman.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
But you can bet your upside down trump bible that those three divorces will be from men, like a proper godfearin’ Christianist woman.