Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social
Sometimes profane. Frequently snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽
History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe
History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe
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Green dot here to say go 'Hawks and also fuck ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Green dot here to say go 'Hawks and also fuck ICE.
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In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.
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Graduate last in your class from Roger B. Taney Law School?
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. jobs4sycophants@doj.guv
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. jobs4sycophants@doj.guv
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Graduate last in your class from Roger B. Taney Law School?
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. jobs4sycophants@doj.guv
Do you currently practice out of the back of a van?
Sick of being censured for stupid woke "ethics violations"?
We've got you. jobs4sycophants@doj.guv
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Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.
February 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.
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Oh, look! The guy in charge of deporting people for being antisemitic is antisemitic himself. Is that where self-deportation kicks in?
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/u...
Bovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Oh, look! The guy in charge of deporting people for being antisemitic is antisemitic himself. Is that where self-deportation kicks in?
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
So shocking that the tiny dude with the Nazi haircut and Nazi coat who likes to harass people in the streets is an actual Nazi.
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A president I respected . . .
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
A president I respected . . .
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Did First Wave Nazis complain so much about people being mean to them? Did German officials lament how people wouldn’t serve them dinner during Kristallnacht and were yelling at them in the streets? I’m genuinely curious
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Did First Wave Nazis complain so much about people being mean to them? Did German officials lament how people wouldn’t serve them dinner during Kristallnacht and were yelling at them in the streets? I’m genuinely curious
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January 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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“I begged for the last two months on TV for people to stop exercising their constitutional rights to protest against our tyrannical regime. I said in March - if people don’t submit to fascism, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been…”
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
“I begged for the last two months on TV for people to stop exercising their constitutional rights to protest against our tyrannical regime. I said in March - if people don’t submit to fascism, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been…”
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Um wtf is that and why is it a soup sandwich?
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Um wtf is that and why is it a soup sandwich?
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“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater”
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater”
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
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what was his name again???
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
what was his name again???
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
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I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.
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But but but he brought a gun to a protest and that's very bad say the people who cheered Rittenhouse's acquittal and donated to his GoFundMe.
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
But but but he brought a gun to a protest and that's very bad say the people who cheered Rittenhouse's acquittal and donated to his GoFundMe.
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"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.
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This lawless administration is now operating under the “what are you gonna do about it” doctrine. A John Roberts creation.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
This lawless administration is now operating under the “what are you gonna do about it” doctrine. A John Roberts creation.
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Remove them. Defund them. Abolish them. Prosecute them.
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Remove them. Defund them. Abolish them. Prosecute them.