Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social
Sometimes profane. Often snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽
You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You're a liberal cannabis dabbler named Lisa Sideboob55 and you need a nap?
Witkoff strikes me as more of a caramel guy.
August 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Witkoff strikes me as more of a caramel guy.
I followed the money and it was a short trip.
August 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I followed the money and it was a short trip.
Americans: In these times of uncertainty we need a responsible, experienced, strategic leader at the helm of the Defense Department.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
August 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Americans: In these times of uncertainty we need a responsible, experienced, strategic leader at the helm of the Defense Department.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
Trumpworld: Best we can do is a preening Fox bobblehead with anger issues and a drinking problem.
I feel like this bunny is trying to tell us something...
July 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I feel like this bunny is trying to tell us something...
In fairness to AI, this looks like something a clustertruck owner would do.
April 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In fairness to AI, this looks like something a clustertruck owner would do.
April 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My sign today, hat tip to @jay.bsky.team.
April 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My sign today, hat tip to @jay.bsky.team.
I needed some humor today. 😂
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
March 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I needed some humor today. 😂
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
Also, French food is great but Imma need a few of those heaven cooks to be Asian, Mexican, and Southern Black folk.
Headbasküt sold separately.
March 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Headbasküt sold separately.
The original Swazticar.
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The original Swazticar.
If you read nothing else this year, read this book.
I knew a little bit about her before, but I had no idea how impressive she was, or how badly I needed this inspiration right now.
#internationalwomensday #booksky
I knew a little bit about her before, but I had no idea how impressive she was, or how badly I needed this inspiration right now.
#internationalwomensday #booksky
March 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
If you read nothing else this year, read this book.
I knew a little bit about her before, but I had no idea how impressive she was, or how badly I needed this inspiration right now.
#internationalwomensday #booksky
I knew a little bit about her before, but I had no idea how impressive she was, or how badly I needed this inspiration right now.
#internationalwomensday #booksky
Quelle surprise! It's almost like this was planned by Putin himself.
America, you in danger girl.
America, you in danger girl.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Quelle surprise! It's almost like this was planned by Putin himself.
America, you in danger girl.
America, you in danger girl.