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Scry Disaster
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He/him, gay, married, poly, uhhh, perfectly average

massive disappointment once you get to know me

I need constant attention in the perfect amount or I'll die like a hydrangea

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Simple pleasures or hard-fought joys? I know a lot of people would tout the latter, declaring it the only way to live, and I know just as many who want an ease of life, the comforts. My Christmas Cactus is blooming and it breaks my heart with joy.
January 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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saw a post saying the hiroshima bomb was necessary to end the war, feel again obliged to point out that it was not. what they actually mean to say is 'to end the war with japan accepting an unconditional surrender,' something which is also not true but at least more arguable
January 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Little bloom
January 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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✨ A stoat of many talents
January 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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SWEARWOLVES (we are not werewolves, we are swearwolves!)

#art#wolf#swearwolves#cursing#stickerdesign
December 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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Here is a nice mushroom
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Normally people would be suspicious about things like this but with a cybertruck everyone is just like “yeah they do that sometimes”
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
January 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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New year, new me
January 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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When you find out your cat has an OnlyFans.

📷: Leo, owner of @nyanna22.bsky.social
December 31, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around!

My theremin: OOOOOoooo
December 31, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I dunno, I just like winter. Everything feels brittle, like it's made of glass, like it's all a flat and delicate, and a single, quick breath could undo it all.
December 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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Glamour model Joe, working his angles
December 31, 2024 at 10:43 AM
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Dirty Dancing teaches that abortion rights are good and you should never date a guy who reads Ayn Rand, which is 90% of what you need to get through life
What’s a good movie that makes a strong political or moral point?
December 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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nosferatu was pretty good but would it have killed him to smile a little??
December 29, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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This is without question the most beautiful dinosaur I have ever seen.
December 27, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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you have to read books or were not gonna make it
December 28, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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tired: Quote-dunking

wired: Replying wordlessly with my patented Skeptical Columbo screengrab
December 28, 2024 at 11:20 PM