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Did you know that the CIA orchestrated the mass divestment from music programs across the US in the late 90's because third wave ska was too powerful?
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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You didn't know that? That's because I made it up.
January 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
LIBERAL KOBOLDS from the WOKE monster manual are attacking me for all the GREAT THINGS i've done for this party. they are HATEFUL LOSERS who are jealous of our VERY STRONG ability modifiers. we will MAKE THE SWORD COAST GREAT AGAIN!
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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karma sutra karma sutra karma chameleon
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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you cum and go
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i bet doing this feels so good if you're a frog
They're native to tropical rainforests in South America.

"Waxy" refers to a special secreted coating that protects them from desiccation and UV damage. They spread it on their skin with almost-human hands.

(frog shown is Phyllomedusa bicolor, a close cousin)
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
fall out boy if it was fall out they/them: i'll be your number one with a mullet
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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It's upsetting to me that Putin and I basically act the same way at parties.
FT report Putin subjected Trump to a "rambling historical discursion spanning medieval princes such as Rurik of Novgorod and Yaroslav the Wise, along with the 17th century Cossack chieftain Bohdan Khmelnytsky" www.ft.com/content/7af3...
How Vladimir Putin’s history rant in Alaska nudged Donald Trump closer to Ukraine
Fraught summit in Anchorage marked a nadir that reshaped how the presidents approach each other
www.ft.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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boss told me to take it easy . buddy you dont know how easy i can take it
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Bloody Keir Starmer's only gone and got the Bible blocked
September 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Washing machine just pissed 12 litres of water onto my floor?? You're not supposed to do that. Torrential
July 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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tour guide: ok now we're deep in the heart of the catacooms

me: dont you mean catacombs?

horny skeleton with a brooklyn accent: you mind if i bone ya?
July 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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you'd best start believin in society miss turner , yer in one
July 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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June 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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nyt stands for nill yourtelf
June 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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they do a court case to figure out who is souping people . but every day the jury decreases in number . in the lunch hall a delicious soup is served . different one every day . the judge eats the soup and scratches their head . they cant figure out whats happening . at least there is this daily soup
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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soup de jurer
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Evil knievel if he was chronically online: im ontologically evil knievel
May 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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polyarmoury . here's 30 polearms
May 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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chumbawamba being indecisive at the bar: yeah ill have a whiskey drink.. wait no a vodka drink.. actually a lager drink.. or no a cider drink..

stan kelly looking disapproving in the corner: he's pissing the night away
May 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys
April 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM