cordelia
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book on communism (+ value, mechanism, pol theory, naturalism) soon(ish). would love to hear from you @ cbelton-at-tuta.io. all tweets reports of present pathos
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i get oddly mixed reactions when i tell people communism will be like one big ikea
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i get oddly mixed reactions when i tell people communism will be like one big ikea
i have come into knowledge of postdoctoral funding of which others could hardly dream. if you’re not mailing a printed out excel sheet alongside a USB stick via DHL or securing an official Six-Year Accreditation of Merit from a municipal government you’re not grinding
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i have come into knowledge of postdoctoral funding of which others could hardly dream. if you’re not mailing a printed out excel sheet alongside a USB stick via DHL or securing an official Six-Year Accreditation of Merit from a municipal government you’re not grinding
under communism every kitchen shall have a little chute dispensing brunoised onions. probably the lowest-hanging-fruit basic good for social provision, time-savings & all that
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
under communism every kitchen shall have a little chute dispensing brunoised onions. probably the lowest-hanging-fruit basic good for social provision, time-savings & all that
in spite of not ever actually having been a microsect member myself i have a frankly quite problematic character-building view of doing one’s time in the microsect mines and so never put very much work into dissuading people
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
in spite of not ever actually having been a microsect member myself i have a frankly quite problematic character-building view of doing one’s time in the microsect mines and so never put very much work into dissuading people
i realised my off and on productivity of late was caused by not listening to enough dub while working
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i realised my off and on productivity of late was caused by not listening to enough dub while working
up until the nineteen thirties every educated person was allocated one french phrase to use injudiciously in casual conversation when they couldn’t figure out what they really meant to say. lytton strachey’s was écrasé, kayla abused vis-à-vis for six months
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
up until the nineteen thirties every educated person was allocated one french phrase to use injudiciously in casual conversation when they couldn’t figure out what they really meant to say. lytton strachey’s was écrasé, kayla abused vis-à-vis for six months
three of the past four days i’ve said ‘don’t be so heteronomous’ & each time to a different person. a legitimately insane thing to say even prior to considering it’s something i’m telling the other party to do
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
three of the past four days i’ve said ‘don’t be so heteronomous’ & each time to a different person. a legitimately insane thing to say even prior to considering it’s something i’m telling the other party to do
the secret is that we keep marxism sort of confused & rough around the edges so that you (you in particular!) can have the joy of setting it right. it’s like a proof left to the reader, or those scenes in video games where you have to press the X button quickly to save the world
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
the secret is that we keep marxism sort of confused & rough around the edges so that you (you in particular!) can have the joy of setting it right. it’s like a proof left to the reader, or those scenes in video games where you have to press the X button quickly to save the world
my meat has become gamey
November 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
my meat has become gamey
i believe i have in me the kind of groupie skills that could’ve made the floruit any a-minus-or-worse-list musician about ten to fifteen percent better
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i believe i have in me the kind of groupie skills that could’ve made the floruit any a-minus-or-worse-list musician about ten to fifteen percent better
i think if i could invest in anything it would be the little silver spouty milk guys they have at certain diners. many places are still on giving you second dribbly cups. i can’t say i see the spout guys going anywhere but up
November 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i think if i could invest in anything it would be the little silver spouty milk guys they have at certain diners. many places are still on giving you second dribbly cups. i can’t say i see the spout guys going anywhere but up
the best time to publish journal articles is 12, before you know anything or are capable of learning the things other people have said on the topic. the second best is posthumously, judging from when evan reviewed a dead guy’s article & they didn’t make him do evan’s revisions
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the best time to publish journal articles is 12, before you know anything or are capable of learning the things other people have said on the topic. the second best is posthumously, judging from when evan reviewed a dead guy’s article & they didn’t make him do evan’s revisions
if you tried to regress my posts per day on my physical distance from partner you would probably get like an R of .95 or something
November 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if you tried to regress my posts per day on my physical distance from partner you would probably get like an R of .95 or something
yesterday someone told me i looked like a sixty year old and someone else asked me if i was married and tried to introduce me to a family facetime call while in airport security. i’ve finally hit my stride
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
yesterday someone told me i looked like a sixty year old and someone else asked me if i was married and tried to introduce me to a family facetime call while in airport security. i’ve finally hit my stride
you guys wouldn’t even believe how many things i’ve found, drawn out, rendered, readdressed and revivified in job letters lately
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
you guys wouldn’t even believe how many things i’ve found, drawn out, rendered, readdressed and revivified in job letters lately
i accidentally got a plenary indulgence last month but i’m saving it for when i do something actually bad
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i accidentally got a plenary indulgence last month but i’m saving it for when i do something actually bad
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October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
NEW PAPER ALERT!
"Quid Facti Between Kant and Maimon" is forthcoming in Kant-Studien!
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"Quid Facti Between Kant and Maimon" is forthcoming in Kant-Studien!
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when i was a kid i discovered that once something (e.g. a backpack used to ferry lunchboxes) started to smell like sandwiches it was pretty much irreversible, things would be just like that now. for this reason i have a real moment of panic whenever i smell sandwiches at home
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
when i was a kid i discovered that once something (e.g. a backpack used to ferry lunchboxes) started to smell like sandwiches it was pretty much irreversible, things would be just like that now. for this reason i have a real moment of panic whenever i smell sandwiches at home
i think the only remaining engine of homoeroticism in america’s embarrassingly heterosexual libidinal economy is those washington dc staffer dudes-only-house roommate relationships, which become by one’s early 30s indistinguishable from marriage except in being more charged
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i think the only remaining engine of homoeroticism in america’s embarrassingly heterosexual libidinal economy is those washington dc staffer dudes-only-house roommate relationships, which become by one’s early 30s indistinguishable from marriage except in being more charged
the design of the floss picker is to tempt the weary or forgetful with a detailed dream of flossing—a task that its fixed extension and short thread make impossible to achieve with any success. in this way it functions as a synecdoche for the whole ‘convenience store’
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
the design of the floss picker is to tempt the weary or forgetful with a detailed dream of flossing—a task that its fixed extension and short thread make impossible to achieve with any success. in this way it functions as a synecdoche for the whole ‘convenience store’
i would say i think of maryland as the esoteric jersey
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i would say i think of maryland as the esoteric jersey
the existence of bookstores selling new trade press books not yet dedicated to dramione romantasy already strikes me as a kind of conceptual anachronism
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
the existence of bookstores selling new trade press books not yet dedicated to dramione romantasy already strikes me as a kind of conceptual anachronism
for good company only
September 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
for good company only