Screaming Turnip
@screamingturnip.bsky.social
he/him
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Pinned
Hey. Lefist not liberal.
Barely Bisexual.
Pro ukraine. Anti israel
Be nice to trans people.
ACAB.
Barely Bisexual.
Pro ukraine. Anti israel
Be nice to trans people.
ACAB.
So like, AI is going so badly that they're going to rebrand random jobs to be "more human sounding"
Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?
December 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So like, AI is going so badly that they're going to rebrand random jobs to be "more human sounding"
Nominative Determinism is fake but like I feel like if it was real, John Galecki would be in mob movies.
December 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nominative Determinism is fake but like I feel like if it was real, John Galecki would be in mob movies.
Dear elf, that is a terrible release. Pinch draw is a thing but like you probably want to be covering the whole arrow
what a game from your childhood that everyone but you called mid?
they could never make me hate you
they could never make me hate you
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dear elf, that is a terrible release. Pinch draw is a thing but like you probably want to be covering the whole arrow
I'm done with christmas. I put some money it and its weird mostly. Maybe good but odd.
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm done with christmas. I put some money it and its weird mostly. Maybe good but odd.
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
Money for *me*, not real money. Dont get too excited
I thought this was some weird mastodon shit post.
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I thought this was some weird mastodon shit post.
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
I forgot a waiter can be called a server
If you want insight into gop in Indiana: I dunno why they're scared of us but they are
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you want insight into gop in Indiana: I dunno why they're scared of us but they are
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
Us being Marion county.
Not like "I'm scared of black people, gay people, Hispanics and liberals"
More like there's always a point where they fall back, retreat as if there's a sleeping giant politically
I am the last person to see Sinners, which is the last movie I saw
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am the last person to see Sinners, which is the last movie I saw
God that would be a scene. But don't get rid of the old stock except the Steven Segal. Roadhouse, 400 Blows, The Avenging Angels and then the ridiculous knives, the big gulps, the cowboy hats
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
God that would be a scene. But don't get rid of the old stock except the Steven Segal. Roadhouse, 400 Blows, The Avenging Angels and then the ridiculous knives, the big gulps, the cowboy hats
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Scam alert: Someone is pretending to be me and reaching out to authors. The pitch contains enough specific details that it sounds plausible at first.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Scam alert: Someone is pretending to be me and reaching out to authors. The pitch contains enough specific details that it sounds plausible at first.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
To the tune of Missing by Everything but the Girl
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
To the tune of Missing by Everything but the Girl
He's had a whole career where he managed not to spit in Uma Thurman's mouth non consensually
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
He's had a whole career where he managed not to spit in Uma Thurman's mouth non consensually
yeah thats what this duck tape ass "socialized medicine" needs. A fucking bargain bin robot will fix it
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
yeah thats what this duck tape ass "socialized medicine" needs. A fucking bargain bin robot will fix it
This is a warning about fruit confused for permission to ingest geology
if god didn't want us to eat rocks why would he make some of them so tasty looking
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is a warning about fruit confused for permission to ingest geology
I know its literally a purple, but purple cabbage counts as a green right?
December 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know its literally a purple, but purple cabbage counts as a green right?
what does the glove do here?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
oh my fucking god she writes like Olivia. Are these people all in the same book club or something
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
what does the glove do here?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
She finds security perched on the glove of Bob Kennedy? She likes the expensive meat he gives her?
I understand the use of this meme but...
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I understand the use of this meme but...
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I'm typing to figuring something out
December 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I'm typing to figuring something out
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Man this new guy is not a patch on Ncuti
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Man this new guy is not a patch on Ncuti
Can a white man be ashy. I took this selfie yesterday after work
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can a white man be ashy. I took this selfie yesterday after work
Marc I get you but if you want to furniture tf a lady irl, you gotta ask
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Marc I get you but if you want to furniture tf a lady irl, you gotta ask
Why is wearing the outfit from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners but like simplified for a Victorian tailor
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Why is wearing the outfit from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners but like simplified for a Victorian tailor
It's like you decided to remove the fashion and just kept the fascism. Removed the Boss from the ss.
unfortunately I think we're long past the point of "benefit of the doubt"
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It's like you decided to remove the fashion and just kept the fascism. Removed the Boss from the ss.
Udo we hardly knew ye
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Udo we hardly knew ye
AI is just poor people hate. Like "I'd rather piss $50 away than pay you $5"
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
AI is just poor people hate. Like "I'd rather piss $50 away than pay you $5"
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao