Screaming Turnip
@screamingturnip.bsky.social
he/him
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
I understand the use of this meme but...
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
December 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I understand the use of this meme but...
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
I just cant get over the reality of a child just doing this. Kids are sometimes alright.
Can a white man be ashy. I took this selfie yesterday after work
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Can a white man be ashy. I took this selfie yesterday after work
2 of these gets you unlimited access to the free website
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
2 of these gets you unlimited access to the free website
I'm told those nuts are poison but I think theyre pretty good.
It's peanut butter flavored probably
It's peanut butter flavored probably
October 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm told those nuts are poison but I think theyre pretty good.
It's peanut butter flavored probably
It's peanut butter flavored probably
I dunno I guess the 3k would be odd but like otherwise I assume there are plenty of cars that have a hunting knife and a gun
September 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I dunno I guess the 3k would be odd but like otherwise I assume there are plenty of cars that have a hunting knife and a gun
Thats literally a log. Draw weight is odd, you probably dont need it in you day to day life. Its understandable to be confused by it but no you're not bending a whole damn maple tree and shooting it
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Thats literally a log. Draw weight is odd, you probably dont need it in you day to day life. Its understandable to be confused by it but no you're not bending a whole damn maple tree and shooting it
Here's the Gameboy I was thinking of. I know I sounded dismissive but I truly think this all probably came down to a handful of very interesting genx creatives that probably NEED to be interviewed
August 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Here's the Gameboy I was thinking of. I know I sounded dismissive but I truly think this all probably came down to a handful of very interesting genx creatives that probably NEED to be interviewed
You say those are arabic numerals but there's only one 7
July 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You say those are arabic numerals but there's only one 7
Hey um democrats...
just let it happen. If you think Elon Musk splits the DEM vote what the fuck do you think your base is?
just let it happen. If you think Elon Musk splits the DEM vote what the fuck do you think your base is?
July 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hey um democrats...
just let it happen. If you think Elon Musk splits the DEM vote what the fuck do you think your base is?
just let it happen. If you think Elon Musk splits the DEM vote what the fuck do you think your base is?
Its maybe unfair to boil a human down to their looks but we're out of Jim Shooter. There aint no substitutions available.
July 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Its maybe unfair to boil a human down to their looks but we're out of Jim Shooter. There aint no substitutions available.
Optics just never matter did it
June 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Optics just never matter did it
Rhetorical question: what is martial law?
May 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Rhetorical question: what is martial law?
"With or without accommodation" is coming up a lot in my job searchand like the fact that this came from the government is baffling.
May 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"With or without accommodation" is coming up a lot in my job searchand like the fact that this came from the government is baffling.
You coula hit that Mike.
March 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
You coula hit that Mike.
It's a little late but today (in 1916) Ishi died. Berkley stole his brain. He had previously survived a small scale genocide. He found his way to Berkley and then the institution desecrated his corpse
March 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It's a little late but today (in 1916) Ishi died. Berkley stole his brain. He had previously survived a small scale genocide. He found his way to Berkley and then the institution desecrated his corpse
and yet Keanu endured. Despite Rob Evans
March 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
and yet Keanu endured. Despite Rob Evans
Roberto Gualtieri might just try to keep it I don't know.
February 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Roberto Gualtieri might just try to keep it I don't know.
ACAB includes Gort.
February 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ACAB includes Gort.
Stay classy naptown
February 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Stay classy naptown
January 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
While I'm here, talking about Severance: Tramell Tillman, jumping straight the fuck out of some "IBM cares about its workers" pamphlet to be a foundational nerd.
Which is bold for a man who seems to have a lot of style. He pulls it off.
Which is bold for a man who seems to have a lot of style. He pulls it off.
January 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
While I'm here, talking about Severance: Tramell Tillman, jumping straight the fuck out of some "IBM cares about its workers" pamphlet to be a foundational nerd.
Which is bold for a man who seems to have a lot of style. He pulls it off.
Which is bold for a man who seems to have a lot of style. He pulls it off.
As a guy who kinda has a thing for xerox/IBM aesthetic from the 70s/80s the fucking show does things to me.
January 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
As a guy who kinda has a thing for xerox/IBM aesthetic from the 70s/80s the fucking show does things to me.
Medaling. That's the most someone can do with a bucket hat. Not me but definitely someone.
December 29, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Medaling. That's the most someone can do with a bucket hat. Not me but definitely someone.
Kirk, Spock and the true badass O'Brien
November 22, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Kirk, Spock and the true badass O'Brien
