Screaming Turnip
@screamingturnip.bsky.social
he/him
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
Godzilla is not obliged to be fair about all the things he does here on earth.
You can get WAY more popular antisemites then BOB
December 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You can get WAY more popular antisemites then BOB
So like Johann just wants an easy win. Oh you hope that los angeles rent prices are unfair and a writer has unstable income
December 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So like Johann just wants an easy win. Oh you hope that los angeles rent prices are unfair and a writer has unstable income
I don't know if this is the case here but I could imagine "storyteller" being the new name for brand ambassador
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I don't know if this is the case here but I could imagine "storyteller" being the new name for brand ambassador
Now that I think about it would he know what a turtle is? Are turtles cool enough that people want fake ones?
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Now that I think about it would he know what a turtle is? Are turtles cool enough that people want fake ones?
“It was a clean poop. I didn’t even have to wipe.”
Biopic. Now. Get Lucy Lawless on the phone.
Biopic. Now. Get Lucy Lawless on the phone.
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“It was a clean poop. I didn’t even have to wipe.”
Biopic. Now. Get Lucy Lawless on the phone.
Biopic. Now. Get Lucy Lawless on the phone.
Lets blame Robert Moses.
Sure its a bit of a leap from racist urban development but like fuck 'em
Sure its a bit of a leap from racist urban development but like fuck 'em
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lets blame Robert Moses.
Sure its a bit of a leap from racist urban development but like fuck 'em
Sure its a bit of a leap from racist urban development but like fuck 'em
Kosa does sound like an asshole tho.
December 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Kosa does sound like an asshole tho.
Man I would like to live in a world where I have God damn agency at the end but like you just can't trust motherfuckers
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Man I would like to live in a world where I have God damn agency at the end but like you just can't trust motherfuckers
Just fax husbando wherever you need
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Just fax husbando wherever you need
There fucking ain't really. I got maybe there's a "don't fuck with the money" thing going on idunno
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There fucking ain't really. I got maybe there's a "don't fuck with the money" thing going on idunno
Not like blue collar workers at all
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Not like blue collar workers at all
... because the people on that steel beam originally were fucking architects right?
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
... because the people on that steel beam originally were fucking architects right?
In this regard, I don't fuck around.
I also don't generally succeed so....
I also don't generally succeed so....
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In this regard, I don't fuck around.
I also don't generally succeed so....
I also don't generally succeed so....
whenever someone brings up Street Fighter: the Movie I want to point out that JCVD was in 2 street fighter movies. Street Fighter and Bloodsport.
Like god damn Blanka is in Bloodsport.
Like god damn Blanka is in Bloodsport.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
whenever someone brings up Street Fighter: the Movie I want to point out that JCVD was in 2 street fighter movies. Street Fighter and Bloodsport.
Like god damn Blanka is in Bloodsport.
Like god damn Blanka is in Bloodsport.
Kind of always viewed steal in final fantasy like sand blast in pokemon. Yeah sure it does something but it dont heal and it dont hurt
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Kind of always viewed steal in final fantasy like sand blast in pokemon. Yeah sure it does something but it dont heal and it dont hurt