Pete Johnson
@scrappypete.bsky.social
A fugitive from advertising, I am co-founder of the creative advisory firm LOVE+RESPECT (www.loveandrespect.world). I am a late-in-life tv writer, screenwriter and volunteer interior firefighter in upstate NY. https://blcklst.com/profile/petej-johnson
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one fun thing is the knowledge that i'm going to see superficial variations on the same flowchart of sam altman and nvidia financially sixtynining each other every single day until my 401(k) disappears. got that going for me
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
one fun thing is the knowledge that i'm going to see superficial variations on the same flowchart of sam altman and nvidia financially sixtynining each other every single day until my 401(k) disappears. got that going for me
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Why, yes. Yes it is
Wait, so Ryan Lizza is charging people to view the raunchy texts from the guy who was boinking his fiance? Content aside, isn't that kind of f-ed up?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why, yes. Yes it is
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes
TRUMP: surely they ate him
MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't
TRUMP: Unbelievable
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
After that meeting, I'm never playing poker against Zohran Mamdani.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
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god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
god trump so clearly thinks mamdani is an alpha and is ingratiating himself
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
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Now that I’m verified (not a big deal, just means I’m famous and popular, like a God) you must pay tithes to keep reading my epic posts
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Now that I’m verified (not a big deal, just means I’m famous and popular, like a God) you must pay tithes to keep reading my epic posts
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Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.
Rey Dog snoozing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rey Dog snoozing.
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
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we’re going to get the tv version of the epstein files with commercial breaks and whatnot
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
we’re going to get the tv version of the epstein files with commercial breaks and whatnot
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FYI, there are over 300,000 pages of Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
FYI, there are over 300,000 pages of Epstein files.
The loons, Norman, the loons!
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The loons, Norman, the loons!
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hell yeah boy
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
hell yeah boy
-What’s a stupid number?
-A badillion? I dunno.
Succession rewatch has started.
-A badillion? I dunno.
Succession rewatch has started.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
-What’s a stupid number?
-A badillion? I dunno.
Succession rewatch has started.
-A badillion? I dunno.
Succession rewatch has started.
Jodie Foster sings "My Name Is Tallulah" in Alan Parker's 1976 gangster musical comedy film "BUGSY MALONE"
🎥 Pinewood Studios
🎬 Paramount Pictures
🎥 Pinewood Studios
🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Oh
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh
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These two are like bullshit pickleball.
BARTIROMO: All of this is part of an overall conspiracy the DOJ is trying to put together, starting with Russia collusion, the Mar-a-Lago raid. Was January 6 part of that?
COMER: I wonder who knew. Did Jamie Raskin, who's the most dishonest member of Congress, know & then go along with the coverup?
COMER: I wonder who knew. Did Jamie Raskin, who's the most dishonest member of Congress, know & then go along with the coverup?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
These two are like bullshit pickleball.
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that feeling when you’re writing and the words just lock together is priceless. AI could never.
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
that feeling when you’re writing and the words just lock together is priceless. AI could never.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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you can tell who did and didn’t read til the end
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
you can tell who did and didn’t read til the end
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The 🇺🇸 American pre-Code
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The 🇺🇸 American pre-Code
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures
musical black comedy film "DUCK SOUP" directed by Leo McCarey and starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo in his final film appearance) was released in the U.S. #OnThisDay in 1933
🎬 Paramount Pictures