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Scott McMillan, the Republic of Buryatia's Favorite Cryptid
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He/Him weirdo and reprobate.
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mesolithic Cave of the Trois-Frères Obama: "Uhh, let me be deer"
July 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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You should be able to challenge Congress people Highlander style.
June 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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There’s no law that says a dog can’t be Mayor of New York City
June 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Remember when this ship went to NYC during the height of the pandemic and all the QAnon nuts said that the international Democrat pedophile network was using tunnels under the Hudson to move kids onto the ship and traffic them? Did I just make that up?
June 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The rational side of me believes that no one is stupid enough to try and engage in a land war with Iran but my stupid side knows stupid when it sees it
June 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Every time there's a commercial break on Tubi there's an ad for Sublocade and if one pharma company selling us a drug to help us get over being addicted to the opioids another pharma company made a killing getting us hooked on doesn't sum up capitalism I don't know what does
June 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
June 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Have You Forgotten?
June 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I hope she fucking dies
June 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is fucking awesome! I love surprises!
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
June 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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So what does all this mean for trumps shiny new plane
June 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I’m gonna mass report his mother.
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June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There are so many cottonwood seeds blowing around today it looks like it's fucking snowing
June 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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My dog: so how was skateboarding?

Me: bro I ate shit

My dog: yum!!!
June 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Look there may be numerous reasons I don't care for the Second Polish Republic but the TKS tankette is not one of them
June 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Hey dude check this out!!! *gets running start and attempts to leap over the mouth of an active volcano, falls well short of the other side, plummets into the lava below*
June 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I'd just like to thank my dad for my pitiful tiny misshapen cock
June 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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three turntables and a micrognome
June 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What if I was to eat this whole Freschetta 4 cheese pizza? What then?
June 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Remember when the president of Turkmenistan was tearing ass around that flaming crater in a rally car?
youtu.be/KYiYi8-wCx0?...
Turkmenistan leader drives around flaming crater in first new footage since death rumours
YouTube video by The Telegraph
youtu.be
June 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I miss when you used to name our planes after porn magazines
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
🎵 Shave and a haircut!
Two balls! 🎵
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Y'all gotta stop posting pictures of your dads there's only so many times I can jerk off in a morning
June 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM