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#agilemanifesto
#dad
#dadjokes
Basket case…

😉🤣❤️
I’m coming back as a panda.
November 22, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3

A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
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Does Blue Sky like #dadjokes?

What do you call friends who try new restaurants together?

….tastebuds 😂🥁
#dadjoke #foodie
November 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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My neighbor suggested I put cow manure on my strawberries. Tried it.
I'm going back to whipped cream.😂😂
#dadjokes
November 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Oh go on! You know you want to be my friend on #bluesky What is better than a cheeky Aussie that shares #dadjokes & laughs at himself #humour #comedy, a #lover of #wildlife #birds #nature #travel #democracy #truth #motherearth #spirituality #actionfigures #movies #collecting and more! #follow
November 19, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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November 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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This has been said so many times before, but one more time:

Accessibility should be a top priority in your apps and sites from day 1. It is not a feature. It is not something you do _next_.

It is pivotal and necessary, and it is so much easier to do *as you go* than as an afterthought.
November 11, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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They told us not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be autocorrect.

For that, I am eternally grapefruit.
November 11, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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November 11, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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if you think other people make bad puns

wait till you sea mine!
November 11, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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A word from your Emotional Support Canadian.

Have you ever stopped for 5 minutes to recognize how incredible it is that you're pushing through such a difficult time?

It's okay to find it hard, too.

You will get through this.
November 10, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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It may be my outsized love for #DadJokes, but this post hit me just right this morning and led to 30 seconds of cackling like a lunatic. Bravo!
Great white sharks can jump higher than the average house. This is because of powerful muscles, a sleek fusiform shape, and the fact that most houses cannot jump.

📷 Shutterstock.com Sergey Uryadniko
March 21, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? 🌺

It’s a budding romance. 💘

#dadjokes
April 27, 2024 at 11:49 AM
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You know what they say about cliffhangers…
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#DadJokes
November 8, 2023 at 1:48 PM
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I entered a lottery to win a new broom!

It's a sweepstakes.

#dadjokes
March 25, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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I'm replacing a light on my ceiling today.

I'll probably screw it up.

#DadJokes
November 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM
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Why can't you keep a secret in the bank?

Too many tellers.

#dadjokes
February 1, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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A little dad joke for my first post...makes sense to me anyway.
#dadjokes
October 25, 2023 at 3:27 AM
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Meme hit so hard I was compelled to anthropomorphize furniture

#cuteart #punny #dadjokes
October 16, 2024 at 2:32 PM