Scott Candage
@scottcandage.bsky.social
Upperclass Twit Of The Year (this joke was funnier on another site)
Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me
DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician
I lost on Jeopardy, baby...
Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me
DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician
I lost on Jeopardy, baby...
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Scott Candage
@scottcandage.bsky.social
· Nov 11
"I Would"
I would
Dedicate
My life
To you
Every day
From this
To the last
If only
For a moment
Your hand
Would touch
My face
With love
I would
Dedicate
My life
To you
Every day
From this
To the last
If only
For a moment
Your hand
Would touch
My face
With love
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"Signal After Sundown"
Acrylics and canvas
Acrylics and canvas
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Signal After Sundown"
Acrylics and canvas
Acrylics and canvas
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Reporter: Can you respond to these Epstein emails that were released today?
Trump: *no answer*
Trump: *no answer*
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Reporter: Can you respond to these Epstein emails that were released today?
Trump: *no answer*
Trump: *no answer*
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You go hurt browns because Trump says so...
They lose their property to whom???
You and I don't get it, so who gets their shit when they're forced out?
Don't tell me, Trumps donors.
You know, banks and private equities and shit.
You didn't really think hurting them was a W for you did you
How?
They lose their property to whom???
You and I don't get it, so who gets their shit when they're forced out?
Don't tell me, Trumps donors.
You know, banks and private equities and shit.
You didn't really think hurting them was a W for you did you
How?
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You go hurt browns because Trump says so...
They lose their property to whom???
You and I don't get it, so who gets their shit when they're forced out?
Don't tell me, Trumps donors.
You know, banks and private equities and shit.
You didn't really think hurting them was a W for you did you
How?
They lose their property to whom???
You and I don't get it, so who gets their shit when they're forced out?
Don't tell me, Trumps donors.
You know, banks and private equities and shit.
You didn't really think hurting them was a W for you did you
How?
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Donald Trump Already Backtracking on Key Dem Shutdown Deal Concession
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump Already Backtracking on Key Dem Shutdown Concession
The GOP’s majority whip has revealed a crucial omission from the Democrats’ deal.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Donald Trump Already Backtracking on Key Dem Shutdown Deal Concession
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
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I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am shooting my shot.
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
I love writing op-eds.
@teenvogue.com was my main outlet, but if there are any others (especially independently ran) that are looking for a contributing writer on race, gender, and the economy, I'd love to work with you.
Signed,
A Black woman who writes for the public
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Guitar and/or handwriting people:
Is this signature by David Haxton of h
Haxton guitars?
Is this signature by David Haxton of h
Haxton guitars?
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Guitar and/or handwriting people:
Is this signature by David Haxton of h
Haxton guitars?
Is this signature by David Haxton of h
Haxton guitars?
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Steamboatse Willy
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Steamboatse Willy
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OMG ... 😂 🤣 😂
Sam Stein
Truth Social has a new AI function. And, well... it tells the truth
t.co/5p6K75cmM8
Sam Stein
Truth Social has a new AI function. And, well... it tells the truth
t.co/5p6K75cmM8
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
OMG ... 😂 🤣 😂
Sam Stein
Truth Social has a new AI function. And, well... it tells the truth
t.co/5p6K75cmM8
Sam Stein
Truth Social has a new AI function. And, well... it tells the truth
t.co/5p6K75cmM8
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It’s ALL going to come out.
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s ALL going to come out.
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Sitting here thinking about how many stupid people will buy a $230 pocket…. 🤪 wtf
when grandmas everywhere could knit it for you for less than $15 😂 (pick pockets are gonna love this) 🤭
Meant to mimic a ‘piece of cloth,’ Apple unveils designer bag for iPhones
globalnews.ca/news/1152286...
when grandmas everywhere could knit it for you for less than $15 😂 (pick pockets are gonna love this) 🤭
Meant to mimic a ‘piece of cloth,’ Apple unveils designer bag for iPhones
globalnews.ca/news/1152286...
Meant to mimic a ‘piece of cloth,’ Apple unveils designer bag for iPhones - National | Globalnews.ca
Customers will have to pay between $149.95 and $229.95, depending on the length of the strap, to get their hands on the minimalist accessory.
globalnews.ca
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Sitting here thinking about how many stupid people will buy a $230 pocket…. 🤪 wtf
when grandmas everywhere could knit it for you for less than $15 😂 (pick pockets are gonna love this) 🤭
Meant to mimic a ‘piece of cloth,’ Apple unveils designer bag for iPhones
globalnews.ca/news/1152286...
when grandmas everywhere could knit it for you for less than $15 😂 (pick pockets are gonna love this) 🤭
Meant to mimic a ‘piece of cloth,’ Apple unveils designer bag for iPhones
globalnews.ca/news/1152286...
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Where are the photographs, AG Bondi?
🔥🔥🔥🔥Please watch! It’s the SDNY press conference when Epstein was arrested they talk about the 1700 photographs that were confiscated by the FBI youtu.be/PZHcuEH8Nio
Jeffrey Epstein Charged w/Sex Trafficking of Underage Girls SDNY Presser 7/8/19
YouTube video by Sandi Bachom
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Where are the photographs, AG Bondi?
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Can ANYBODY sue the government when their phone is seized or just Republican senators?
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Can ANYBODY sue the government when their phone is seized or just Republican senators?
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I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I don't think legacy media is reading the room correctly on the Epstein Files. Many of us are asking why they have ignored this story for the last decade? Why did they dismiss all of us who were concerned that Trump might be compromised? And where is their fucking contrition and apology now?
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uh, holy shit? apnews.com/article/trum...
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
uh, holy shit? apnews.com/article/trum...
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“Trump never worked with Epstein!”
“No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!”
“No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!”
“No, those files are fake!”
Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold.
This will be their undoing.
“No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!”
“No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!”
“No, those files are fake!”
Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold.
This will be their undoing.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Trump never worked with Epstein!”
“No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!”
“No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!”
“No, those files are fake!”
Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold.
This will be their undoing.
“No, Trump’s the one who turned him in!”
“No, the Epstein stuff is a Democrat hoax!”
“No, those files are fake!”
Watching MAGA twist themselves into pretzels over the past year has been something to behold.
This will be their undoing.
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
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Two things to bear in mind given the words you’ll hear over and over today in Australia: (a) the louder “the national interest” is invoked, the more likely it masks a narrow political interest, and (b) functionally, delay amounts to denial. #NetZero
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Two things to bear in mind given the words you’ll hear over and over today in Australia: (a) the louder “the national interest” is invoked, the more likely it masks a narrow political interest, and (b) functionally, delay amounts to denial. #NetZero
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Remember the Republicans’ Rural Health Fund? It’s a Joke.
The $50 billion pot will be spread so thinly, with questionable goals ranging from tech innovation to MAHA, that it looks unlikely to save rural hospitals that are at risk of closure.
The $50 billion pot will be spread so thinly, with questionable goals ranging from tech innovation to MAHA, that it looks unlikely to save rural hospitals that are at risk of closure.
Remember the Republicans’ Rural Health Fund? It’s a Joke.
The $50 billion pot will be spread so thinly, with questionable goals ranging from tech innovation to MAHA, that it looks unlikely to save rural hospitals that are at risk of closure.
newrepublic.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Remember the Republicans’ Rural Health Fund? It’s a Joke.
The $50 billion pot will be spread so thinly, with questionable goals ranging from tech innovation to MAHA, that it looks unlikely to save rural hospitals that are at risk of closure.
The $50 billion pot will be spread so thinly, with questionable goals ranging from tech innovation to MAHA, that it looks unlikely to save rural hospitals that are at risk of closure.
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I was using the apple one but basically yes!
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was using the apple one but basically yes!
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We need a
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November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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We need a
RESISTANCE STRATEGY 💙⭐️💙⭐️
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