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Scott Candage
@scottcandage.bsky.social
Upperclass Twit Of The Year (this joke was funnier on another site)

Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me

DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician

I lost on Jeopardy, baby...
Pinned
"I Would"

I would
Dedicate
My life
To you
Every day
From this
To the last
If only
For a moment
Your hand
Would touch
My face
With love
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January 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Going to recommend for any who are at protests and capturing it to live stream it to YouTube Live or Twitch. ICE takes devices and the contents are never seen by the public, or they are altered.
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I hate to say this, but this World Cup must be canceled in its entirety. FIFA can't ensure the safety of those players coming to America. And they DEFINITELY can't ensure the safety of the travelling fans.
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Two women handcuffed in ICE vehicle probably saved ICE agent's life. Recognized his seizure, asked to be unhandcuffed & then administered first aid. 2nd agent refused to release them even after their life saving treatment. Were eventually released to their MOC's custody.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
www.msn.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Amber alert
By Clay Bennett
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Alex Vindman is running for U.S. Senate in Florida!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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This really is an extraordinary, extended appeal to Dems to recognize the urgency of the moment, from Senator Chris Murphy. More Dems need to lead in this way:
This is a critical point from Sen Chris Murphy: If Dems fold on ICE now, it could be a disaster in the midterms.

"The result will be a lot of voters who tend to turn out in midterm elections just won’t."

Here's our full exchange. It's powerful stuff:

newrepublic.com/article/2057...
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Exactly! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤬

bsky.app/profile/five...
January 27, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
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Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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New: DHS now says that two weeks of missing surveillance footage from ICE's Broadview Detention center isn't "missing," it was never recorded in the first place and thus can't be produced in an abuse lawsuit. An utter shitshow:

www.404media.co/dhs-says-cri...
DHS Says Critical ICE Surveillance Footage From Abuse Case Was Actually Never Recorded, Doesn't Matter
Court records reveal the incredibly sad state of ICE's evidence retention systems.
www.404media.co
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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BREAKING: Democrats DROP THE HAMMER on “ICE Barbie” Kristi Noem as impeachment resolution reaches 140 cosponsors.
The dam is breaking.
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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One ticket sold. ONE 😂🤣
UK ticket sales for Melania are going well I see 😂😂
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.

This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Someone in Italy told me ICE is all over their main news channels right now, with some calling ICE "squadristi" aka Mussolini Blackshirts and saying ICE is dangerous and untrained.
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Report: FBI agent who tried to investigate ICE officer who shot Renee Good resigns after pressure bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...
Report: FBI agent who tried to investigate ICE officer who shot Renee Good resigns after pressure
The Justice Department has reportedly pushed make Good and her widow, Becca Good, the subject of an investigation instead of ICE officer Jonathan Ross.
bringmethenews.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Maybe they just put his phone on the top shelf.
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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In case y'all missed my earlier post - part 4 of this magnificent piece of fiction is now available FREE on my "Always Free" Patreon page! We are at the point in the story where we force out the VP. Got 8 more to go before the finale!
Ladies and Gentlemen: I have written a short story (72 pages) about what happens when the worst administration in the world comes to power. IT IS PURELY FICTIONAL. The spouses of said administration (the 18 in line of succession that is) get together an decide they're not having it. 1st part up now!
The Club | Angie Lasher
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January 27, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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“Minnesota Vikings radio broadcaster taking leave of absence after mocking ICE protestors.”

“On Monday, Paul Allen apologized for what he called a ‘cheap one-liner’ in which he called protestors ‘paid’ and wondered aloud if they would get ‘hazard pay’ to be out in inclement weather.”
Minnesota Vikings Radio Broadcaster Taking Leave of Absence After Mocking ICE Protestors
A Minnesota sports radio personality is apologizing and taking a leave of absence, he announced Monday, Jan. 26, after he called into question the intentions of ICE protestors in Minneapolis.
people.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Life is better with cats 😋
#Cats #Kitties #Armydrills
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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Hey oomfs watch out, @dabigmagolorfan.bsky.social got hacked
January 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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I will give Suozzi more credit than he gives himself. He knew what the vote was. He just figured the way to "win" was to support the funding because that's more "centrist" and buck the Democratic majority. But morally, he knew what this was about. He ended up wrong morally AND politically.
January 26, 2026 at 6:19 PM