Scooter
@scooter80.bsky.social
Play guitar in the seventh best garage band in Midwest history. Publishing industry, sometimes
I fly in a Nudie Suit
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I fly in a Nudie Suit
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for those of you buying a thanksgiving turkey today, remember to take it out to defrost in time for the big meal! generally a frozen turkey needs to defrost for ten minutes per pound of weight
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
for those of you buying a thanksgiving turkey today, remember to take it out to defrost in time for the big meal! generally a frozen turkey needs to defrost for ten minutes per pound of weight
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I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a part 2?
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a part 2?
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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pretty close
Mamdani leaving with a couple F-35s
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
pretty close
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
Maybe the real curse of Oak Island was all the episodes we watched along the way?
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Maybe the real curse of Oak Island was all the episodes we watched along the way?
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Is Trump saying Democrats should be hanged or that Democrats should be hung?
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Is Trump saying Democrats should be hanged or that Democrats should be hung?
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people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
people just dumping everything before the epstein files get released
Ficus microcarpa is doing well about a month after repotting. Gonna give it a tiny bit of shaping soon and then let it hang out for the winter
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ficus microcarpa is doing well about a month after repotting. Gonna give it a tiny bit of shaping soon and then let it hang out for the winter
The Thursday Night Football song needs some work
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Thursday Night Football song needs some work
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
I don’t trust anyone who willingly watches The Drew Barrymore Show
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t trust anyone who willingly watches The Drew Barrymore Show
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Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.
My tv froze on a soap opera lady with a facial expression so good it’s like the Mona Lisa. Little changes to your viewing angle brings out different emotions and intensity, enjoy a collage:
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My tv froze on a soap opera lady with a facial expression so good it’s like the Mona Lisa. Little changes to your viewing angle brings out different emotions and intensity, enjoy a collage:
Top five baseball Will Smiths:
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Top five baseball Will Smiths:
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
Always exciting to see who is gonna be the first bitch ass gnat to get caught in the fresh Zevo traps
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Always exciting to see who is gonna be the first bitch ass gnat to get caught in the fresh Zevo traps
![5-yd Penalty
Win %:
86.8
Last Play
(Shotgun) C. Stroud sacked at HST 12 for -12 yards (E.Jones). FUMBLES (E.Jones) [E.Jones], RECOVERED by SEA-D. Thomas at HST 5. D. Thomas to HST 1 for 4 yards (W.Marks). FUMBLES (W.Marks), RECOVERED by HST-
B.Berrios at HST -8. B.Berrios tackled in End Zone, SAFETY NULLIFIED by Penalty (E.Jones). PENALTY on HST-
X.Hutchinson, Illegal Shift, 5 yards, enforced at HST 24 - No Play. The Replay Official reviewed the fumble ruling, and the play was Upheld. The ruling on the field stands.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7yanxgd4ur3cdjleitrn2kc/bafkreia6iis6a727glv3bt7rpsohx2vutttfsw2bdo7hwdo353fpu4hmtq@jpeg)
Nyheim Hines will enter the game sometime in the 3rd quarter and make an incredible over-the-shoulder one-handed grab, juke three dudes, all before blowing out his shit diving for an extra yard at the sidelines, not to be heard from again until 2028. Love that dude
October 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nyheim Hines will enter the game sometime in the 3rd quarter and make an incredible over-the-shoulder one-handed grab, juke three dudes, all before blowing out his shit diving for an extra yard at the sidelines, not to be heard from again until 2028. Love that dude
Sad news coming from the Hallmark Channel, sounds like The Chicken Sisters are positive for salmonella
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sad news coming from the Hallmark Channel, sounds like The Chicken Sisters are positive for salmonella
