Scooter
@scooter80.bsky.social
Play guitar in the seventh best garage band in Midwest history. Publishing industry, sometimes
Ficus microcarpa is doing well about a month after repotting. Gonna give it a tiny bit of shaping soon and then let it hang out for the winter
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ficus microcarpa is doing well about a month after repotting. Gonna give it a tiny bit of shaping soon and then let it hang out for the winter
The Thursday Night Football song needs some work
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Thursday Night Football song needs some work
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
I don’t trust anyone who willingly watches The Drew Barrymore Show
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t trust anyone who willingly watches The Drew Barrymore Show
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Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Debra Messing has joined the Proud Boys.
My tv froze on a soap opera lady with a facial expression so good it’s like the Mona Lisa. Little changes to your viewing angle brings out different emotions and intensity, enjoy a collage:
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My tv froze on a soap opera lady with a facial expression so good it’s like the Mona Lisa. Little changes to your viewing angle brings out different emotions and intensity, enjoy a collage:
Top five baseball Will Smiths:
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Top five baseball Will Smiths:
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
1. Will Smith
2. Will Smith
3. Wil Smith
4. Will Smith
5. Will Smith
Always exciting to see who is gonna be the first bitch ass gnat to get caught in the fresh Zevo traps
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Always exciting to see who is gonna be the first bitch ass gnat to get caught in the fresh Zevo traps
![5-yd Penalty
Win %:
86.8
Last Play
(Shotgun) C. Stroud sacked at HST 12 for -12 yards (E.Jones). FUMBLES (E.Jones) [E.Jones], RECOVERED by SEA-D. Thomas at HST 5. D. Thomas to HST 1 for 4 yards (W.Marks). FUMBLES (W.Marks), RECOVERED by HST-
B.Berrios at HST -8. B.Berrios tackled in End Zone, SAFETY NULLIFIED by Penalty (E.Jones). PENALTY on HST-
X.Hutchinson, Illegal Shift, 5 yards, enforced at HST 24 - No Play. The Replay Official reviewed the fumble ruling, and the play was Upheld. The ruling on the field stands.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7yanxgd4ur3cdjleitrn2kc/bafkreia6iis6a727glv3bt7rpsohx2vutttfsw2bdo7hwdo353fpu4hmtq@jpeg)
Nyheim Hines will enter the game sometime in the 3rd quarter and make an incredible over-the-shoulder one-handed grab, juke three dudes, all before blowing out his shit diving for an extra yard at the sidelines, not to be heard from again until 2028. Love that dude
October 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nyheim Hines will enter the game sometime in the 3rd quarter and make an incredible over-the-shoulder one-handed grab, juke three dudes, all before blowing out his shit diving for an extra yard at the sidelines, not to be heard from again until 2028. Love that dude
Sad news coming from the Hallmark Channel, sounds like The Chicken Sisters are positive for salmonella
September 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sad news coming from the Hallmark Channel, sounds like The Chicken Sisters are positive for salmonella
I’ve got a theory that today is actually Thursday
September 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’ve got a theory that today is actually Thursday
Hearing Junior Mints is out past curfew again
September 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Hearing Junior Mints is out past curfew again
If there are “gods” or aliens that seeded earth with humanity, it’s time for them to come check in on their little experiment
September 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If there are “gods” or aliens that seeded earth with humanity, it’s time for them to come check in on their little experiment
what a summer
they’re using a sample of me falling ass first through a snare drum in the new kendrick track. they’re calling it the song of the summer
September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
what a summer
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Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
August 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
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nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Correcting for more past neglect, repotting this orchid. We will lovingly embrace the air roots on this one
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Correcting for more past neglect, repotting this orchid. We will lovingly embrace the air roots on this one
Is it just me, or is gravity getting stronger?
August 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Is it just me, or is gravity getting stronger?
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
Who in history has more bobbleheads made in their likeness than Salvador Perez?
August 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Who in history has more bobbleheads made in their likeness than Salvador Perez?
When the line for breakfast burritos is soooo fuckin’ long
August 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When the line for breakfast burritos is soooo fuckin’ long