Scooter
@scooter80.bsky.social
Play guitar in the seventh best garage band in Midwest history. Publishing industry, sometimes
That’s the “look at this hotrodder!” guy from the Progressive ads
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That’s the “look at this hotrodder!” guy from the Progressive ads
Mamdani leaving with a couple F-35s
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Mamdani leaving with a couple F-35s
I lost out on a dream role to a wheel of cheese. They said it had more talent and was a better fit
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I lost out on a dream role to a wheel of cheese. They said it had more talent and was a better fit
That shit’s from Party City
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That shit’s from Party City
I was rubbing my eyes right before I first saw them and I thought, oh god I’ve fucked up
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was rubbing my eyes right before I first saw them and I thought, oh god I’ve fucked up
My brain is straight up rejecting this iteration
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My brain is straight up rejecting this iteration
