ScoopsLass
@scoopslass.bsky.social
femme goblin
audio witch
filmmaker
eraserhead baby grown up
she/her
audio witch
filmmaker
eraserhead baby grown up
she/her
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ScoopsLass
@scoopslass.bsky.social
· Feb 3
it's so hard being a woman with large breasts smh
Sometimes I'll see a picture of my chest and be like "damn that's crazy".
October 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes I'll see a picture of my chest and be like "damn that's crazy".
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Trump regime ICE forces get rocks thrown at them by US civilians in California
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump regime ICE forces get rocks thrown at them by US civilians in California
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*Mitch Hedberg voice* “Elon used so much ketamine he couldn’t pee right, he still does, but he used to too”
May 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*Mitch Hedberg voice* “Elon used so much ketamine he couldn’t pee right, he still does, but he used to too”
blue sky is dying and twitter is so rancid that flies don't even go there to feast on the stinking shit that flood its alleyways
we must return to tradition (myspace)
we must return to tradition (myspace)
May 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
blue sky is dying and twitter is so rancid that flies don't even go there to feast on the stinking shit that flood its alleyways
we must return to tradition (myspace)
we must return to tradition (myspace)
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i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
May 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"
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there are catalytic converters everywhere for those with saws to cut
May 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
there are catalytic converters everywhere for those with saws to cut
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midwestern pope is diabolical
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
midwestern pope is diabolical
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
older women calling younger women "good girls" is one of our planet's great untapped resources.
May 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
older women calling younger women "good girls" is one of our planet's great untapped resources.
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Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food!
August 8, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food!
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things are hard, but it will get easier in the long run.
everything's going to be okay.
everything's going to be okay.
April 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
things are hard, but it will get easier in the long run.
everything's going to be okay.
everything's going to be okay.
i'll post a selfie when the light returns to my eyes
April 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i'll post a selfie when the light returns to my eyes
i need more rogue one hate on my timeline.
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i need more rogue one hate on my timeline.
Metallica is Hog-metal. The shit they play at a funeral that has a thin blue line flag over the casket.
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Metallica is Hog-metal. The shit they play at a funeral that has a thin blue line flag over the casket.
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gm
also trans rights btw
also trans rights btw
April 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
gm
also trans rights btw
also trans rights btw
i'm in a constant state of being extremely horny and comically depressed.
it's like hell on earth.
it's like hell on earth.
April 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i'm in a constant state of being extremely horny and comically depressed.
it's like hell on earth.
it's like hell on earth.
going out and buying a father john misty record immediately after a breakup is probably the funniest thing i've ever done
March 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
going out and buying a father john misty record immediately after a breakup is probably the funniest thing i've ever done
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it's so hard being a woman with large breasts smh
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
it's so hard being a woman with large breasts smh
it's wild that I had the confidence to shoplift thousands of dollars worth of stuff in high school, but not enough to talk to girls.
March 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
it's wild that I had the confidence to shoplift thousands of dollars worth of stuff in high school, but not enough to talk to girls.
I relate to Robert Eggers because I too just want to write weird little guys throughout history.
March 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I relate to Robert Eggers because I too just want to write weird little guys throughout history.
someone told me i was too nice for boston while i was there and i think about it a lot
March 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
someone told me i was too nice for boston while i was there and i think about it a lot