The Human Term & Condition
@squatmaster666.bsky.social
i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist fae baby from the puppet dimension
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a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist fae baby from the puppet dimension
they/it/guy/any
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drew this diagram of my polycule
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
drew this diagram of my polycule
drew this diagram of my polycule
January 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
drew this diagram of my polycule
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everyone: it's ok to admit when you're wrong
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
everyone: it's ok to admit when you're wrong
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
me: I was wrong
everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
i tried fighting fire with fire and all it did was make the fire worse. what the fuck is this bullshit. defund the fire department
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
i tried fighting fire with fire and all it did was make the fire worse. what the fuck is this bullshit. defund the fire department
playing friday pranks on my colleagues with wet steamboat willies
January 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
playing friday pranks on my colleagues with wet steamboat willies
i made a wooden sign reading "you can't democratise something by making it a product everyone needs to pay for". i'm gonna go out and hit some folks with it
January 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
i made a wooden sign reading "you can't democratise something by making it a product everyone needs to pay for". i'm gonna go out and hit some folks with it
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The little-known Scottish Spice Girl
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The little-known Scottish Spice Girl
you either get banned an alt or live long enough to become your Main Character
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
you either get banned an alt or live long enough to become your Main Character
"do you consent?"
"[YES!!!!]" ✅️
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"...no (i am a non-sex haver that hates sex...)" ☑️
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I imagine tech bros on a date must be like "do you consent, yes or maybe later?"
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"do you consent?"
"[YES!!!!]" ✅️
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"...no (i am a non-sex haver that hates sex...)" ☑️
"[YES!!!!]" ✅️
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"...no (i am a non-sex haver that hates sex...)" ☑️
if the Earth ain't flat i'll make it flat
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 PM
if the Earth ain't flat i'll make it flat
if you are ever in need of a political hot take, know that i am never that far away. just summon me by tagging me and i will speak truth to power
January 8, 2026 at 2:06 PM
if you are ever in need of a political hot take, know that i am never that far away. just summon me by tagging me and i will speak truth to power
people think about blacksmiths and the only things they think they make are weapons, nails and horseshoes; but in the middle ages you'd have a guy named Gibbon the Piss-Smith and the whole town would be like "ok and a right honourable craftsman"
January 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM
people think about blacksmiths and the only things they think they make are weapons, nails and horseshoes; but in the middle ages you'd have a guy named Gibbon the Piss-Smith and the whole town would be like "ok and a right honourable craftsman"
everytime i am reminded that "Palantir" is the name of a real company doing Sauron shit it feels like i get smacked round the head by a baton made of pure, distilled lunacy
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
everytime i am reminded that "Palantir" is the name of a real company doing Sauron shit it feels like i get smacked round the head by a baton made of pure, distilled lunacy
Yoda's first name might be Minch, but Yoda's middle name is Horny
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Yoda's first name might be Minch, but Yoda's middle name is Horny
you lost me at gently
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 PM
you lost me at gently
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"Loves krumpin' da humies, Yoda does!"
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
"Loves krumpin' da humies, Yoda does!"
everybody loves me
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
everybody loves me
i bred this mushroom to taste like even more shit and kill you faster. lets make a festival about it
invented a new kind of mushroom. it tastes like shit and kills you
January 6, 2026 at 9:29 AM
i bred this mushroom to taste like even more shit and kill you faster. lets make a festival about it
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sorry i pressed [SKIP] on all your dialogue i didn't think understanding what you were on about was essential to building relationship points
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
sorry i pressed [SKIP] on all your dialogue i didn't think understanding what you were on about was essential to building relationship points
do not go gentle into that good night
be an inconvenient little bugger against the dying of the light
be an inconvenient little bugger against the dying of the light
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 AM
do not go gentle into that good night
be an inconvenient little bugger against the dying of the light
be an inconvenient little bugger against the dying of the light
*knocks on ur walls* uhuh mhm, yep. you've got a bad case of shareholders, we gotta fumigate
January 5, 2026 at 9:15 AM
*knocks on ur walls* uhuh mhm, yep. you've got a bad case of shareholders, we gotta fumigate
you cannot cancel me i quit
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 AM
you cannot cancel me i quit
i dunno i just think there is an untapped market for male supplements that can make balls shrink AND explode at the same time
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i dunno i just think there is an untapped market for male supplements that can make balls shrink AND explode at the same time
blood! blood for the oil god!
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
blood! blood for the oil god!