The Human Term & Condition
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i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist puppet baby from the fourth dimension
they/it/guy/any
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist puppet baby from the fourth dimension
they/it/guy/any
santa is also on the naughty list actually
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
santa is also on the naughty list actually
relax, i'm not gonna *steal* Christmas. me and my pals are just going to do a majority share takeover through our shell company based out of the Pacific Garbage Patch
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
relax, i'm not gonna *steal* Christmas. me and my pals are just going to do a majority share takeover through our shell company based out of the Pacific Garbage Patch
getting *two* cuck chairs so that we can both watch someone else have sex in our bed so that we don't have to
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
getting *two* cuck chairs so that we can both watch someone else have sex in our bed so that we don't have to
evil is when people disagree with me specifically
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
evil is when people disagree with me specifically
real guy who meets all acts of genuine kindness with eye rolls, scoffs and comments on how "that's only the bare minimum"
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
real guy who meets all acts of genuine kindness with eye rolls, scoffs and comments on how "that's only the bare minimum"
GOD: behold! i have made the first ontologically evil ape!
ANGEL: eww, gross. why is it hairless?
GOD: shut up, Gabe. at least i didn't put a duckbill on it this time
ANGEL: eww, gross. why is it hairless?
GOD: shut up, Gabe. at least i didn't put a duckbill on it this time
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
GOD: behold! i have made the first ontologically evil ape!
ANGEL: eww, gross. why is it hairless?
GOD: shut up, Gabe. at least i didn't put a duckbill on it this time
ANGEL: eww, gross. why is it hairless?
GOD: shut up, Gabe. at least i didn't put a duckbill on it this time
any liquid is lube if you just hate science enough
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
any liquid is lube if you just hate science enough
MY PSYCHOLOGIST, LOCKING THE DOOR TO THEIR OFFICE: tell me, squat; do you believe in nominative determinism?
ME: what do you mean, Dr. Murderpsycho?
ME: what do you mean, Dr. Murderpsycho?
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
MY PSYCHOLOGIST, LOCKING THE DOOR TO THEIR OFFICE: tell me, squat; do you believe in nominative determinism?
ME: what do you mean, Dr. Murderpsycho?
ME: what do you mean, Dr. Murderpsycho?
"i do believe in money! i do! i do!" the Economy Understander sobs into his Bespoke Bored Ape NFT Nappy™ as he reads about Elon Musk getting a pay package worth a Zambinillion dollars
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"i do believe in money! i do! i do!" the Economy Understander sobs into his Bespoke Bored Ape NFT Nappy™ as he reads about Elon Musk getting a pay package worth a Zambinillion dollars
i may be a badass but i would NEVER be rude to a police officer!
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
i may be a badass but i would NEVER be rude to a police officer!
what's your favourite number to see on a digital watch mine is 23:23
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
what's your favourite number to see on a digital watch mine is 23:23
for the past year and a half i have been running a vendetta on Facebook against the dog groomer that refused to book me in for an hour of combing my hair and calling me a good little doggo
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
for the past year and a half i have been running a vendetta on Facebook against the dog groomer that refused to book me in for an hour of combing my hair and calling me a good little doggo
saw my neighbour out working. told me he was installing an 'overton window'. asked him why there was so much space on the right side. he said it's a feature in case he needed to move it. asked him if he shouldn't leave some space on the left as well and then he said no and sexually harassed my wife
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
saw my neighbour out working. told me he was installing an 'overton window'. asked him why there was so much space on the right side. he said it's a feature in case he needed to move it. asked him if he shouldn't leave some space on the left as well and then he said no and sexually harassed my wife
for sale: baby catapult, rarely fired
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
for sale: baby catapult, rarely fired
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shakira law
Shakira law new yoek
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Shakira law make children call parents
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
Some divorced Staten Island dad is googling sharia law rn
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
shakira law
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
man can you imagine getting owned in public as a day job?
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
man can you imagine getting owned in public as a day job?
Deep Blue Pee
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Deep Blue Pee
real guy who uses "socialist" as a slur and doesn't understand why everyone else goes 'whoopeee' whenever they say it
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
real guy who uses "socialist" as a slur and doesn't understand why everyone else goes 'whoopeee' whenever they say it
lmao look at how flammable this bridge is. soft, weak bridge. loser bridge. beta bridge. get burnt, dummy.
anyone got a boat i can borrow?
anyone got a boat i can borrow?
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
lmao look at how flammable this bridge is. soft, weak bridge. loser bridge. beta bridge. get burnt, dummy.
anyone got a boat i can borrow?
anyone got a boat i can borrow?
you wouldn't download a hot single dad in your area
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
you wouldn't download a hot single dad in your area
Tyrannosaurus Sex
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Tyrannosaurus Sex
*Judge Doom dips a cartoon shoe in paint solvent*
LT. SANTINO THE NEOREACTIONARY: see that would never happen to me because i would never break a law
LT. SANTINO THE NEOREACTIONARY: see that would never happen to me because i would never break a law
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
*Judge Doom dips a cartoon shoe in paint solvent*
LT. SANTINO THE NEOREACTIONARY: see that would never happen to me because i would never break a law
LT. SANTINO THE NEOREACTIONARY: see that would never happen to me because i would never break a law
they're never gonna call a train to take us to Horny Jail. they can't. because we're already there. *this* is Horny Jail.
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
they're never gonna call a train to take us to Horny Jail. they can't. because we're already there. *this* is Horny Jail.
using AI to tell me exactly how using AI for research actually does adhere to the scientific method 👍
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
using AI to tell me exactly how using AI for research actually does adhere to the scientific method 👍
on a first name basis with ChatGPT
October 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
on a first name basis with ChatGPT