doing the whole Statler and Waldorf routine from the sideline

turns out i murdered the doctor cause the genre is "subverting your expectations". egg on your face, i guess

remember, respecting your oppressors is the most punk thing you can do✊

some people who i once considered friends have been blocking me, but this has done nothing but galvanise my resolve in accordance of the principle of "number of haters = degree to which i am in the right"

it's not a humiliation fetish! it's not a humiliation fetish! i scream whilst reaching for a paper towel

"yeah hi i'm a 2025 political commentator. what that mostly entails is that i go online, right, and post my ideological brainrot so that people can dunk on me endlessly"

if Jurrasic Parkworld just thought of this they wouldn't have to close