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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
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October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
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"By the end of the year, we aim to have 200 percent more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together the words 'the intolerant left' and occasionally criticize Trump, you have a home here on our opinion pages."
In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
Here at the New York Times, we believe that all sides of the story should be tolerated and explored, from white supremacists being actually kinda c...
buff.ly
September 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"By the end of the year, we aim to have 200 percent more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together the words 'the intolerant left' and occasionally criticize Trump, you have a home here on our opinion pages."
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The University of Chicago is considering a substantial restructuring of the school’s Division of the Arts and Humanities to cut costs, citing historic financial strain under the Trump administration.
University of Chicago considers restructuring arts and humanities division to cut costs
The University of Chicago is weighing restructuring its Division of the Arts and Humanities, citing financial strain under the Trump administration.
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July 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The University of Chicago is considering a substantial restructuring of the school’s Division of the Arts and Humanities to cut costs, citing historic financial strain under the Trump administration.
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July 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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staging a show-and-tell about a fake genocide during a real genocide to the government that has done the most to seek justice for that real genocide is designed to break our brains. They know what they are doing. www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/w...
Trump ambushes South African president in Oval Office with video | CNN
South African President Cyril Ramaphosa sat in awkward silence as he listened to a video US President Donald Trump played in the Oval Office. CNN’s Larry Madowo reports that Trump was pushing debunked...
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May 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
staging a show-and-tell about a fake genocide during a real genocide to the government that has done the most to seek justice for that real genocide is designed to break our brains. They know what they are doing. www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/w...
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
April 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Tyrants view educated citizens as their greatest enemy.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
Slaveholders stopped the enslaved from learning to read. Nazis burned books. Dictators censor media.
That’s why Trump is attacking education, science, museums, and the arts – to prevent us from learning.
It's Fascism 101.
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Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation
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April 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Study Links Binge Eating To Stress, Contentment, Depression, Joy, Boredom, Anger, Relaxation
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Even a MS-13 gang member who is here illegally and who killed someone has the right of due process under the Constitution.
Trump shouldn't be afraid to let people face their accuser in court. And if he had, he wouldn't have fucked up.
It's the most important part of Constitution.
Trump shouldn't be afraid to let people face their accuser in court. And if he had, he wouldn't have fucked up.
It's the most important part of Constitution.
April 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Even a MS-13 gang member who is here illegally and who killed someone has the right of due process under the Constitution.
Trump shouldn't be afraid to let people face their accuser in court. And if he had, he wouldn't have fucked up.
It's the most important part of Constitution.
Trump shouldn't be afraid to let people face their accuser in court. And if he had, he wouldn't have fucked up.
It's the most important part of Constitution.
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Let me say this again:
If a president can illegally deport someone, conspire with that country’s leader to abandon them to human rights abuses, and face no consequences, we are in a hellish authoritarian moment. What a fucking evil, illiberal government this is.
If a president can illegally deport someone, conspire with that country’s leader to abandon them to human rights abuses, and face no consequences, we are in a hellish authoritarian moment. What a fucking evil, illiberal government this is.
April 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Let me say this again:
If a president can illegally deport someone, conspire with that country’s leader to abandon them to human rights abuses, and face no consequences, we are in a hellish authoritarian moment. What a fucking evil, illiberal government this is.
If a president can illegally deport someone, conspire with that country’s leader to abandon them to human rights abuses, and face no consequences, we are in a hellish authoritarian moment. What a fucking evil, illiberal government this is.
What are the chances that this poor man is still alive? I have no words.
Nayib Bukele said he won't return a man the U.S. mistakenly deported, while Trump teased sending American citizens to El Salvador's torture prisons.
Trump and Bukele Bond Over Human Rights Abuses in Oval Office Meeting
Donald Trump and Salvadorian President Nayib Bukele discussed the U.S. deporting people to El Salvador's prisons in the Oval Office on Monday.
www.rollingstone.com
April 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What are the chances that this poor man is still alive? I have no words.
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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
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Our first priority is not thinking about the historical and material conditions that got us here. It’s getting back to the status quo that led us to this place
April 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Our first priority is not thinking about the historical and material conditions that got us here. It’s getting back to the status quo that led us to this place
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In 100 years we are going to get a definite explanation for how the dawn of The Information Age resulted in the dumbest people imaginable running the country
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says he plans to tell CDC to stop recommending fluoride in drinking water.
April 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In 100 years we are going to get a definite explanation for how the dawn of The Information Age resulted in the dumbest people imaginable running the country
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
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April 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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"There’s still plenty of time left for 1933 to be our year. Politics will come and go, but I’m sure when I look back on this period, what I’ll remember most will be the work that I completed on schedule."
I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
Guten tag. I’m just wondering if anybody else can relate to this feeling I’ve been having that I just can’t shake. It’s only Tuesday, but what a we...
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April 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
"There’s still plenty of time left for 1933 to be our year. Politics will come and go, but I’m sure when I look back on this period, what I’ll remember most will be the work that I completed on schedule."
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Penguins are too busy in a random house of books. They don't have time for tariffs!
April 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Penguins are too busy in a random house of books. They don't have time for tariffs!
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April 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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From @josephfasano.bsky.social's book, The Last Song of the World.
Published by @boa-editions.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/lastsongof
#poem #books #writing
Published by @boa-editions.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/lastsongof
#poem #books #writing
April 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
From @josephfasano.bsky.social's book, The Last Song of the World.
Published by @boa-editions.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/lastsongof
#poem #books #writing
Published by @boa-editions.bsky.social. Get it here: bit.ly/lastsongof
#poem #books #writing