@schoonersize.bsky.social
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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this has killed me. dua lupa is completely OzLit-pilled. she's texting katy perry about Cloudstreet's depiction of Aussie suburban life. her next album is just titled "ALIBRANDI"
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
this has killed me. dua lupa is completely OzLit-pilled. she's texting katy perry about Cloudstreet's depiction of Aussie suburban life. her next album is just titled "ALIBRANDI"
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this whips: when Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner to do an interview for her book club, the Australian literary icon had to ask her grandsons who the pop star was.
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner for an interview. The famous author asked her grandsons who she was
The Australian literary icon told Crikey, 'The younger one shouted, "What the actual FUCK?" and rushed out to tell his girlfriend.'
www.crikey.com.au
July 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this whips: when Dua Lipa asked Helen Garner to do an interview for her book club, the Australian literary icon had to ask her grandsons who the pop star was.
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
"The younger one shouted, “What the actual FUCK?” and rushed out to tell his girlfriend."
www.crikey.com.au/20...
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even if you don't know what this story was about, you gotta imagine it's a bad sign when you have to explain a "controversial Belfast event"
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
July 31, 2025 at 6:13 AM
even if you don't know what this story was about, you gotta imagine it's a bad sign when you have to explain a "controversial Belfast event"
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
(o/g story here: www.crikey.com.au/20...)
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time for my new favorite tumblr post
June 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
time for my new favorite tumblr post
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ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
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Kobaton looks on as Kapal enjoys a drink.
May 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Kobaton looks on as Kapal enjoys a drink.
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Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them
March 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Needed to show a QR code at the post office to send a return but because this was the last saved image on my phone this is what I showed them
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Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
March 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Amazing things happening to language and meaning over at @theguardian.com
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Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
March 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Here’s a quick sketch as a thank-you for embedding that verse in my head ALL BLOODY DAY…
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Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
March 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.
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Don't worry, everyone. I've come up with a solution...
February 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don't worry, everyone. I've come up with a solution...
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
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Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
February 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵
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If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s another brilliant performance by Daniel Day-Lewis
February 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s another brilliant performance by Daniel Day-Lewis
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Some episodes of Columbo are dreams, I think this one, Johnny Cash flying a plane and the one where he turns into a Boar to destroy local crops were dream ones
Can't get over the fact there's a Columbo episode where he just shoots the guy at the end. Completely out of left field. Were the writers trying something new
January 16, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Some episodes of Columbo are dreams, I think this one, Johnny Cash flying a plane and the one where he turns into a Boar to destroy local crops were dream ones
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A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 21, 2024 at 9:14 PM
A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
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I’m off to do the Christmas food shop this morning.
I would like to weep.
I would like to weep.
December 22, 2024 at 8:43 AM
I’m off to do the Christmas food shop this morning.
I would like to weep.
I would like to weep.
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Record Exec: this demo reminds me of garbage
Me: :(
Record Exec: the band
Me: :)
Record Exec: if they were terrible
Me: :(
Record Exec: ly catchy
Me: :)
Me: :(
Record Exec: the band
Me: :)
Record Exec: if they were terrible
Me: :(
Record Exec: ly catchy
Me: :)
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Record Exec: this demo reminds me of garbage
Me: :(
Record Exec: the band
Me: :)
Record Exec: if they were terrible
Me: :(
Record Exec: ly catchy
Me: :)
Me: :(
Record Exec: the band
Me: :)
Record Exec: if they were terrible
Me: :(
Record Exec: ly catchy
Me: :)
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,