Alex Priest
@stopthatalex.bsky.social
(he/him) Freelance illustrator/rock-cellist for hire.
Perpetual procrastination machine.
Perpetual procrastination machine.
An excellent move, sir.
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
An excellent move, sir.
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When it comes to trans rights, the BBC has been reversing through the marketplace of ideas, smashing into fruit carts. But it's interesting that its conservative critics still regard the broadcaster as a font of pro-trans propaganda. How odd! Perhaps a few more concessions will win them over?
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When it comes to trans rights, the BBC has been reversing through the marketplace of ideas, smashing into fruit carts. But it's interesting that its conservative critics still regard the broadcaster as a font of pro-trans propaganda. How odd! Perhaps a few more concessions will win them over?
Always amused when my workplace gets deliveries from "DEVICE TECHNOLOGIES", quite possibly the most nothing-to-see-here-officer company name ever.
December 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Always amused when my workplace gets deliveries from "DEVICE TECHNOLOGIES", quite possibly the most nothing-to-see-here-officer company name ever.
Some thirty inches from my nose
The frontier of my Person goes,
And all the untilled air between
Is private pagus or demesne.
Stranger, unless with bedroom eyes
I beckon you to fraternize,
Beware of rudely crossing it:
I have no gun, but I can spit.
The frontier of my Person goes,
And all the untilled air between
Is private pagus or demesne.
Stranger, unless with bedroom eyes
I beckon you to fraternize,
Beware of rudely crossing it:
I have no gun, but I can spit.
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Some thirty inches from my nose
The frontier of my Person goes,
And all the untilled air between
Is private pagus or demesne.
Stranger, unless with bedroom eyes
I beckon you to fraternize,
Beware of rudely crossing it:
I have no gun, but I can spit.
The frontier of my Person goes,
And all the untilled air between
Is private pagus or demesne.
Stranger, unless with bedroom eyes
I beckon you to fraternize,
Beware of rudely crossing it:
I have no gun, but I can spit.
Reposted by Alex Priest
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
To quote @robwilliams71.bsky.social and Henry Flint's magnificent work on the strip:
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
To quote @robwilliams71.bsky.social and Henry Flint's magnificent work on the strip:
I don't think I've ever been prouder of my home town.
“Closeups show human faces distorted beyond recognition, sprouting extra appendages. The bodies of what appear to be dogs horrifically merge with human figures. Happy holidays indeed.”
Town's Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors
An enormous new mural near London, depicting a crowded Christmas scene, has drawn outrage and mockery from passersby.
futurism.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't think I've ever been prouder of my home town.
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
An attempt to exorcise a phrase that has been burned into my forebrain for far too long…
#illustration #procreate #typography #farts
#illustration #procreate #typography #farts
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
September 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
Technologically advance a band:
SMSing Heads
SMSing Heads
Technologically advance a band:
Sex Rayguns
Sex Rayguns
Queens of the Bronze Age
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Technologically advance a band:
SMSing Heads
SMSing Heads
Good lord this is AMAZING
September 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Good lord this is AMAZING
Wow! I recognise - and own! - so many comics with these logos. Amazing work!
August 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Wow! I recognise - and own! - so many comics with these logos. Amazing work!
Slightly diminish a band: Radioneck
Slightly diminish a band: The Bike Police
slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes To Schenectady
August 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Radioneck
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But when are we getting the Kill Six Billion Demons animated show
August 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
But when are we getting the Kill Six Billion Demons animated show
Comics will Kick Your Ass.
July 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Comics will Kick Your Ass.
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"The modern tech industry is, by the standards of capitalism, unusually dependent on a cult of personality built around a few extremely rich, very stupid white men ... attacking the tech industry means stripping these people of their aura of invulnerability"
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
Vulgar, horny and threatening | deadSimpleTech
In short, there are three major avenues of opposition to the tech industry: the vulgar, the horny and the threatening, mapping to attacks on the tech industry's luminaries from below, horizontally and...
deadsimpletech.com
July 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"The modern tech industry is, by the standards of capitalism, unusually dependent on a cult of personality built around a few extremely rich, very stupid white men ... attacking the tech industry means stripping these people of their aura of invulnerability"
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
Oh my god, please do! I might give it a go as well.
July 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh my god, please do! I might give it a go as well.
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going to big Tesco, anyone need anything?
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
going to big Tesco, anyone need anything?
God, it's the worst when you have to do the Big Shop and end up being chosen by the Service Barcode Scanner to become the new Manager in order to vanquish the infestation of otherworldly shoplifters.
Ugh.
Ugh.
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
God, it's the worst when you have to do the Big Shop and end up being chosen by the Service Barcode Scanner to become the new Manager in order to vanquish the infestation of otherworldly shoplifters.
Ugh.
Ugh.
🎶There are dinosaurs
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
July 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🎶There are dinosaurs
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
There's something just innately satisfying to me about the double-tap of the space bar when finishing a thought that I'm trying to untrain in myself.
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
July 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
There's something just innately satisfying to me about the double-tap of the space bar when finishing a thought that I'm trying to untrain in myself.
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
I think KEEPING a job in videogames is probably a more valuable skill at this point.
July 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think KEEPING a job in videogames is probably a more valuable skill at this point.
Warwick Caldwell Johnson, maybe? Same high-energy exaggeration vibe, but coming from from a different angle.
July 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Warwick Caldwell Johnson, maybe? Same high-energy exaggeration vibe, but coming from from a different angle.