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The Schmendrick
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AntiFa as Fuck. Just started posting. Header is by @cromsferatu
Profile pic by me
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robertcruickshank.com
Oh, and don't forget the gratuitous shot at queer and trans communities at the very end of this screed:
Screenshot of text that reads "We’re sure 2SLGBTQIA+ Americans everywhere shed tears of joy, but it doesn’t matter who she appoints if they’re implementing policies that will make Seattle poorer and less safe."
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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robertcruickshank.com
Jeff Bezos is mad. Don't put it in the paper that Bezos is mad! (Oops, too late.)
Opinion | Seattle’s coming socialist experiment
The mayor-elect has little experience but plenty of bad ideas.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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zitoisneato.com
Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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glacierclear.bsky.social
whatever. go my super leon.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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michiums.bsky.social
my bank account vs cc debt is truly horrifying rn and I’m still waiting for payment for some gigs to come thru so shares/support is appreciated as I’m almost in the red

michiums.bigcartel.com

ko-fi.com/michiums
holographic stickers featuring reze and pochita from chainsaw man coco and agott stickers from witch hat atelier Frankenstein’s creature in sticker and bookmark form Photo of korjik, he is grey with green eyes and is chomping on one of his paws
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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atrupar.com
Trump: "House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide."
As I said on Friday night aboard Air Force One to the Fake News Media, House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files, because we have nothing to hide, and it’s time to move on from this Democrat Hoax perpetrated by Radical Left Lunatics in order to deflect from the Great Success of the Republican Party, including our recent Victory on the Democrat “Shutdown.” The Department of Justice has already turned over tens of thousands of pages to the Public on “Epstein,” are looking at various Democrat operatives (Bill Clinton, Reid Hoffman, Larry Summers, etc.) and their relationship to Epstein, and the House Oversight Committee can have whatever they are legally entitled to, I DON’T CARE! All I do care about is that Republicans get BACK ON POINT, which is the Economy, “Affordability” (where we are winning BIG!), our Victory on reducing Inflation from the highest level in History to practically nothing, bringing down prices for the American People, delivering Historic Tax Cuts, gaining Trillions of Dollars of Investment into America (A RECORD!), the rebuilding of our Military, securing our Border, deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens, ending Men in Women’s Sports, stopping Transgender for Everyone, and so much more! Nobody cared about Jeffrey Epstein when he was alive and, if the Democrats had anything, they would have released it before our Landslide Election Victory. Some “members” of the Republican Party are being “used,” and we can’t let that happen. Let’s start talking about the Republican Party’s Record Setting Achievements, and not fall into the Epstein “TRAP,” which is actually a curse on the Democrats, not us. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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vince-vodka.bsky.social
Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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mecha-tho.bsky.social
good morning
A four panel comic made from an exchange on tumblr between slimetony and powerfrog, illustrated with screenshots from Mobile Suit Gundam. PANEL ONE: A pensive Bright Noa asks "Are clowns patriotic". PANEL TWO: Kai Shiden responds "are you?" PANEL THREE: Bright says "I'm asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country" PANEL FOUR: Kai pauses while drinking some coffee to declare "everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown"
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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strangehouse.bsky.social
Trench Crusade Fanart
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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benmoser.bsky.social
Megyn Kelly is going to have to do some real gymnastics when she amends her stance to “of course 15-year-olds are too young when it’s Bill Clinton and JP Morgan but not when it’s Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.”
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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b0tster.yeag.gay
GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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toonhive.bsky.social
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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jonchristian.net
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
image of karl marx as a superhero with the text "thomas chatterton williams is joining the war on pedophilia on the side of pedophilia"
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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rubbercat.net
Comic panels of Kevin Smith talking to the reader but the original dialogue has been replaced: "Hey, kids! It's me, Kevin Smith! Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick."
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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sam-animeherald.bsky.social
Oh my god the right-wing media's literally going "Ummm... ACKSHUALLY, it's ephebophilia 🤓🤓🤓"
peltzmadeline.bsky.social Madeline Peltz @peltzmadeline.bsky.social · 4d
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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basil-mage.bsky.social
Mood
Drawing of a wrinkly puppy with the caption; "How it feels to endure and still be kind"
July 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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alexsteacy.bsky.social
This comic I did years back continues to be as relevant as the day I drew it.
"Hey! That pop culture thing you like happened a long time ago! do you feel old ye-" *interrupted by being beaten to death*
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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iibo.games
Just released a big update for my king of the hill map Snowbank! Updated visuals, some layout changes, and performance improvements.

If you could, I would really appreciate an upvote on the Steam workshop! #tf2

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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pyrofoux.bsky.social
Just want you to know that when I asked Geoff why he gave the silent treatment to an open letter written by his own "future of games" program (& co-signed by 3000+ industry peers), he replied:

"Because that's my show and nobody gets to tell me how I should use my platform". 💀💀💀
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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nochorus.bsky.social
Screenshot of Tweets that say: "Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up. My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it."
February 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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sambiddle.com
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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cromsferatu.bsky.social
Art train, I tag anyone who wants to do it 🦇
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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cromsferatu.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM