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Erika Shmamerika
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Liberty Schmliberty
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12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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seasonal affective disorder be like
"ennui now, our gray apparel"
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
But did he swallow?
It was straight teeth btw
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I live 15 miles away and I’ve been 3 times in 20 years, so no.
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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in 2006 there was a big discussion about whether to delete the "vice presidents who have shot people" category which only had two people (cheney and burr)
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A candidate for the people, and for the cats.
He just like me fr fr
November 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every few months, more Research Monkey disasters
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Can't wait to watch a horror movie on my favorite free streaming platform, the main page of Wikipedia!!! The full 94 minute original Nosferatu is on up right now. Last halloween it had Night of the Living Dead!
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I mean it, when I analyze the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Mencius Moldbug
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This Herman Melville bot is good.
October 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green
September 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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why did this make me laugh
July 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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They spawn out of here every fifteen seconds
June 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I wish I lived in an era when I could have gotten John Singer Sargent to paint me, because I think he is our greatest chronicler of resting bitch face.
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Lenin required a special traincar that had the entire apparatus to print newspapers while the train was moving
As part of the red-carpet treatment, Saudi officials arranged for a fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit to accompany President Trump during his stay.

According to local reports, the unit was set up near the Saudi Royal Court.
May 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The only ICE I recognize
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stay in your constitutional lanes, SJW JUDGES!
April 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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You know things are fucked up when the blue wave emoji accounts and the communist Garfield accounts are exactly as pissed off about the exact same thing for the exact same reason
March 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Revenge of the Nerds works a lot better as a problematic, trashy '80s movie than as a political movement.
February 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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This has to be understood in context. The Village People were at the inauguration. They performed their hit, λMCA.
January 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM