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schlimazel5000.bsky.social
@schlimazel5000.bsky.social
Moderate to left Democrat. Love puns, nature, a little bit punk and a little bit rock and roll. UU / agnostic-ish. SLP.
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Follow me for more 'Great Holiday Tips'.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Race car beds are wasted on children who are notoriously slow
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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#FallFoliage on this morning's walk 🍁
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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[caught sneaking spaghetti into a movie theater] It’s OK, I have a medical marinara card.
July 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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“I am an immigrant.”
“Get the hell out.”

@mehdirhasan.bsky.social triggered this Jubilee participant so hard that his racism jumped right out onto the table.
July 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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“Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh!”😆
Gavin Newsome’s social media rapid response team put this out yesterday; proving nice again they are the best in the business. 😆
July 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Oh. Wut
July 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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McGovern: "So I say to my Republican colleagues -- what's wrong with you people? In this bill you provide a $2 billion tax break for gun silencers, but you cut SNAP benefits for vulnerable families. Jesus Christ!"
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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We all need a place where we feel safe…

Goodnight everybody. Sweet dreams.
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Just a reminder that there are no rules anymore and nothing matters. We’re going trick or treating tonight then watching a Muppet Christmas Carol and having spaghetti and margaritas so it’s whatever
June 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I'm a bit confused!
June 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Man, it's like our country was built on an old Indian burial ground or something.
June 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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IMPORTANT NEWS YOU CAN USE: There is a group of sled dog puppies at Denali National Park and you can watch them doing cute puppy stuff on a webcam.
June 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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👇🏼
June 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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The U.S. Senate is currently considering a budget reconciliation bill that quietly includes language that could devastate our public lands. It would:
- Make over 250 million acres of public land eligible for sale
- Mandate the sale of at least 2 million acres of Forest Service and BLM land
June 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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We are facing a serious threat to democracy, law, and liberty. The abuse of prosecutorial power to intimidate, investigate, and detain political opponents is upon us. It is a constitutional crisis. I will keep speaking out until public outrage overflows. I just hope it’s not too little, too late.
June 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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It’s time
June 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM