Wanda
@scarletwitch22.bsky.social
She/her
Mother to an autistic nonverbal son ♾️
Amateur shitposter
Mother to an autistic nonverbal son ♾️
Amateur shitposter
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Wanda
@scarletwitch22.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Welcome to the Shit Show. You’re in the splash zone.
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Those book fairs were lit 😍
April 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Those book fairs were lit 😍
They’re trying to suppress Macklemore’s new song, I wonder why 🇺🇸
MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
youtu.be
February 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They’re trying to suppress Macklemore’s new song, I wonder why 🇺🇸
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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It’s sad on the eve of Presidents Day it’s appropriate to have to post this.
February 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s sad on the eve of Presidents Day it’s appropriate to have to post this.
So he’s trying to invoke the Führer principle?
February 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
So he’s trying to invoke the Führer principle?
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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
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FRIDAY FACE! 😄
January 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
FRIDAY FACE! 😄
So being an author is basically just writing down your maladaptive daydreams.
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So being an author is basically just writing down your maladaptive daydreams.
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Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.
Is it a plane?
Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.
Is it a plane?
Nope, it’s a joke going over your head again.
If you let them shenan once, you can bet your ass they’re gonna shenanigan
January 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you let them shenan once, you can bet your ass they’re gonna shenanigan
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World War III will be the funniest world war thanks to memes
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
World War III will be the funniest world war thanks to memes
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Today is January 6th.
This isa friendly reminder that Donald Trump should be in prison — not the Oval Office.
This isa friendly reminder that Donald Trump should be in prison — not the Oval Office.
January 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Today is January 6th.
This isa friendly reminder that Donald Trump should be in prison — not the Oval Office.
This isa friendly reminder that Donald Trump should be in prison — not the Oval Office.
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2025 better watch out because i am laser focu… *wanders off towards the kitchen after being distracted by a noise*
January 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
2025 better watch out because i am laser focu… *wanders off towards the kitchen after being distracted by a noise*
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I’ve got the kind of dance moves that terrify the government
January 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve got the kind of dance moves that terrify the government
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Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news
December 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news
What’s my sign? I’m a fucking warning sign bro back tf up
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 AM
What’s my sign? I’m a fucking warning sign bro back tf up
You dropped the thun thun thun? When I specifically asked you not to?
December 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
You dropped the thun thun thun? When I specifically asked you not to?
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I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.
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"I'll take movies for $400"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
December 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
"I'll take movies for $400"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
