Butt Milk Mousetrap
@savvyappalachian.bsky.social
Star of the hit blockbuster Thighs Wide Shut
She/her, LGBTQIA+, Dem, SLP
Crochet, Books, Shitposting, nail art, Hozier, and Harry Styles
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 #BLM
She/her, LGBTQIA+, Dem, SLP
Crochet, Books, Shitposting, nail art, Hozier, and Harry Styles
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 #BLM
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1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
December 24, 2024 at 11:05 PM
1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).
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Senator Cory Booker concludes his record-breaking Senate Floor speech after 25 hours
Massive applause for Booker
Massive applause for Booker
April 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Senator Cory Booker concludes his record-breaking Senate Floor speech after 25 hours
Massive applause for Booker
Massive applause for Booker
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That Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, "Pumping Iron." Holy shit.
name the gayest film u ever saw in ur whole damn life.
February 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
That Arnold Schwarzenegger documentary, "Pumping Iron." Holy shit.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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hello sharks today i am here asking for you to stop hunting me for sport
February 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
hello sharks today i am here asking for you to stop hunting me for sport
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the original headline being written in cum is really distracting me
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of gq magazine: thread
February 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
the original headline being written in cum is really distracting me
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If you don’t like me at my “old-timey mid-Atlantic newspaper gal speedtalk chatter” you can’t have me at my “drags on a cigarette then pauses to savor the smoke before slowly uttering a syllable”
February 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you don’t like me at my “old-timey mid-Atlantic newspaper gal speedtalk chatter” you can’t have me at my “drags on a cigarette then pauses to savor the smoke before slowly uttering a syllable”
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Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can buy with a stolen catalytic converter
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RFK Jr killed Samoa's kids and he's coming after ours
Revelations about the role Robert F. Kennedy Jr. played in a deadly measles outbreak in Samoa keep getting worse.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Once Pitched a Deadly Human Vaccine Experiment
Revelations about the role he played in a deadly measles outbreak in Samoa keep getting worse.
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
RFK Jr killed Samoa's kids and he's coming after ours
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Duolingo reports a 216% increase for users learning Mandarin Chinese in the U.S. following a transition from TikTok to Xiaohongshu, also known as “RedNote.”
January 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Duolingo reports a 216% increase for users learning Mandarin Chinese in the U.S. following a transition from TikTok to Xiaohongshu, also known as “RedNote.”
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I will not be listening to Carrie Underwood’s music due to her agreement to appear at Trump’s inauguration.
This replaces my prior reason for not listening to her music: it’s not good
This replaces my prior reason for not listening to her music: it’s not good
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I will not be listening to Carrie Underwood’s music due to her agreement to appear at Trump’s inauguration.
This replaces my prior reason for not listening to her music: it’s not good
This replaces my prior reason for not listening to her music: it’s not good
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Little late to notice this shit, JOE.
Biden: "I want to warn the country of some things that give me great concern. That's the dangerous concentration of power in the hands of a very few ultra wealthy people and the dangerous consequences if their abuse of power is left unchecked. Today, an oligarchy is taking shape"
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Little late to notice this shit, JOE.
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i am convinced that these people are death worshippers who want to spread as much disease and sickness as possible (i also think this is all tied up in eugenic beliefs about the “survival of the fittest” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
Kennedy’s Lawyer Has Asked the F.D.A. to Revoke Approval of the Polio Vaccine
Aaron Siri, who specializes in vaccine lawsuits, has been at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s side reviewing candidates for top jobs at the Department of Health and Human Services.
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:08 PM
i am convinced that these people are death worshippers who want to spread as much disease and sickness as possible (i also think this is all tied up in eugenic beliefs about the “survival of the fittest” www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
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Had to tell my republican aunt that I left Twitter for Bluesky bc of Elon's crazy ass privacy policies and not because I want to live in an echo chamber 🙃🫠
#Thanksgiving
#Thanksgiving
December 2, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Had to tell my republican aunt that I left Twitter for Bluesky bc of Elon's crazy ass privacy policies and not because I want to live in an echo chamber 🙃🫠
#Thanksgiving
#Thanksgiving
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Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:
November 21, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Since Nancy Mace is in the news, I'll post the one thing that was enjoyable about my time on Twitter:
SJM will do whatever it takes to write the existence of Uggs into her stories and if that's not peak cheugy, idk what is 💙📚
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 AM
SJM will do whatever it takes to write the existence of Uggs into her stories and if that's not peak cheugy, idk what is 💙📚
Just found a FULL bottle of dry shampoo when I thought i was out. Sometimes life is beautiful
November 17, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Just found a FULL bottle of dry shampoo when I thought i was out. Sometimes life is beautiful
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New goal: ensure that at least ONE contrarian bore with a prestige media job writes a scolding column about Bluesky that mentions the train with a butt
November 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
New goal: ensure that at least ONE contrarian bore with a prestige media job writes a scolding column about Bluesky that mentions the train with a butt
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Jake and Logan are sociopaths. Empty eyes, cheap imitation of emotions, scary af
November 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Jake and Logan are sociopaths. Empty eyes, cheap imitation of emotions, scary af