Tee🩴🦋
@sassyvet.bsky.social
Winging it here💙 Sports swimming and uvrays 🌞 play stupid games win stupid prizes
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@sassyvet.bsky.social
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The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The speed limit is whatever song im listening to
Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Nothing says fall like sweating in a sweater at noon 😔
Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Its finally November..Merry Christmas 🎄 everybody
The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just insane
I need some cool people to follow
October 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I need some cool people to follow
People talk down on sweets, but who's always had your back during tough times?
Definitely not lettuce😆
Definitely not lettuce😆
October 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People talk down on sweets, but who's always had your back during tough times?
Definitely not lettuce😆
Definitely not lettuce😆
If you relate to me please seek help immediately
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If you relate to me please seek help immediately
I would like to trade my generational trauma for generational weatlh
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I would like to trade my generational trauma for generational weatlh
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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
September 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore
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Quick reminder: if you have to end a joke with, "it's a joke," then it is a bad joke.
September 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Quick reminder: if you have to end a joke with, "it's a joke," then it is a bad joke.
Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn
Weekend math: 2 days to recover from 5 days of chaos.
We're losing.
We're losing.
August 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Weekend math: 2 days to recover from 5 days of chaos.
We're losing.
We're losing.
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i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i hope this email doesn’t find you at all. i hope you got out. i hope you’re free
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I got 3 likes!!
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August 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I got 3 likes!!
* deletes post
* deletes post
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stretching is very important. especially when you're old.
August 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
stretching is very important. especially when you're old.
If i wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% im going to close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
August 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If i wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set for 8:30 you can bet 100% im going to close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes
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private life is the new flex. the lesser they know, the better.
August 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
private life is the new flex. the lesser they know, the better.
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What if my last two brain cells kissed and they both were boys
August 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
What if my last two brain cells kissed and they both were boys
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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Blocking them isn’t enough, I want their socks to forever be wet
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blocking them isn’t enough, I want their socks to forever be wet
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Life alert but it shows you when cool animals are near by: LLamalert
January 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Life alert but it shows you when cool animals are near by: LLamalert
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Growing up being made to watch soap operas all day lead me to believe there would be a lot more mature women trying to slip into something more comfortable. Let down 😒
December 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Growing up being made to watch soap operas all day lead me to believe there would be a lot more mature women trying to slip into something more comfortable. Let down 😒
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She a 10, but she says Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
December 24, 2024 at 10:40 PM
She a 10, but she says Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
They have Valentines Day merchandise out if you want to get an early start🙄
December 24, 2024 at 9:14 PM
They have Valentines Day merchandise out if you want to get an early start🙄