Syke Oh
@sykeohbabble.bsky.social
Elbow model. Sippin on milkshakes in random yards. What time does Weirdo club start?
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Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Asking strangers to smell your fingers gets weird reactions.
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It was the worst of times, it was the ‘fuck it, send’ of times.
February 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It was the worst of times, it was the ‘fuck it, send’ of times.
My only mortal enemies are people that played a Draw 4 UNO card on me
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My only mortal enemies are people that played a Draw 4 UNO card on me
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My emotional support animal is a rotisserie chicken from Costco...
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My emotional support animal is a rotisserie chicken from Costco...
She the one if she has emergency hot sauce in her purse....
February 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
She the one if she has emergency hot sauce in her purse....
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You know shit is really bad when nobody will return a finger wave while cruising the gravel roads.
February 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You know shit is really bad when nobody will return a finger wave while cruising the gravel roads.
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I'm not antisocial, I just hate people
February 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm not antisocial, I just hate people
Lets get wings..
I need to know if you look cute with wing sauce dripping from ya face
I need to know if you look cute with wing sauce dripping from ya face
February 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Lets get wings..
I need to know if you look cute with wing sauce dripping from ya face
I need to know if you look cute with wing sauce dripping from ya face
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Get Rich and Lie Tryin'
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Get Rich and Lie Tryin'
Tell your booty... Sup?
For me
For me
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tell your booty... Sup?
For me
For me
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First date idea:
I'm wearing nothing but a red flag so he can't say he wasn't warned.
I'm wearing nothing but a red flag so he can't say he wasn't warned.
January 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
First date idea:
I'm wearing nothing but a red flag so he can't say he wasn't warned.
I'm wearing nothing but a red flag so he can't say he wasn't warned.
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I like your shitposting.
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
January 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I like your shitposting.
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
Live, Laugh, Leave em on read
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Live, Laugh, Leave em on read
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Can’t.
Learning how to say fuck you in multiple languages
Learning how to say fuck you in multiple languages
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Can’t.
Learning how to say fuck you in multiple languages
Learning how to say fuck you in multiple languages
Allen and Mahomes are throwing haymakers in this game
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Allen and Mahomes are throwing haymakers in this game
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Come for the handjobs stay for the protein shakes.
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Come for the handjobs stay for the protein shakes.
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“I’ve got $22 Kohl’s cash and a 30% off coupon”
- me, flirting
- me, flirting
January 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“I’ve got $22 Kohl’s cash and a 30% off coupon”
- me, flirting
- me, flirting
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It's like no one even wants to river dance anymore
January 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
It's like no one even wants to river dance anymore
If she isn't a leader of a Soul Sucking Death cult...
She ain't the one!
She ain't the one!
January 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If she isn't a leader of a Soul Sucking Death cult...
She ain't the one!
She ain't the one!
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Law & Order: Special Butthole Unit
January 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Law & Order: Special Butthole Unit
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any crocs can be snow crocs if you just wear them in the snow
January 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
any crocs can be snow crocs if you just wear them in the snow
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It’s Friday. Go fuck someone’s day up.
January 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s Friday. Go fuck someone’s day up.
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Lies are stored in the balls.
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Lies are stored in the balls.
Do we still have Taco Tuesday or was an EO signed demolishing it?
January 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Do we still have Taco Tuesday or was an EO signed demolishing it?