Topher
@tophr.org
developr / designr / illustratr / internet person
🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
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🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
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Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
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a technology we can all be excited about
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
a technology we can all be excited about
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Basically, the right-wing wants you to think that being racist is the most dangerous (and cool) thing you can do right now. Films like The People's Joker and Nirvanna The Band The Movie prove the most dangerous thing for algorithmic streaming platforms is actually copyright infringement.
February 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Basically, the right-wing wants you to think that being racist is the most dangerous (and cool) thing you can do right now. Films like The People's Joker and Nirvanna The Band The Movie prove the most dangerous thing for algorithmic streaming platforms is actually copyright infringement.
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2026 basically
February 18, 2026 at 4:23 PM
2026 basically
Go Bulldogs!!!!111111
Bulldogs chasing gold
Even before the cauldron flame is officially lit in Italy for the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympic Games on February 6, the puck will drop for the much-anticipated women’s ice hockey tournament a da...
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February 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Go Bulldogs!!!!111111
Don't have the emotional fortitude today to deal with someone taking 10 minutes to place a Jimmy John's order
February 17, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Don't have the emotional fortitude today to deal with someone taking 10 minutes to place a Jimmy John's order
the nice thing about client controlling and managing production servers is when every site goes down you can be a normal amount of stressed instead of extremely stressed #godgrantmetheserenitytoaccepttheserverouttagesicannotchange
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
the nice thing about client controlling and managing production servers is when every site goes down you can be a normal amount of stressed instead of extremely stressed #godgrantmetheserenitytoaccepttheserverouttagesicannotchange
like and subscribe for generalized work anxiety
February 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
like and subscribe for generalized work anxiety
The amount of shorts I'm seeing on this 50° day really shows what we've been going through the last two months
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The amount of shorts I'm seeing on this 50° day really shows what we've been going through the last two months
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Happy Valentine’s Day 💘
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day 💘
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I love bbq places on delivery apps. Hell yeah I'll pay $20 for a thimble-full of mac & cheese!
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I love bbq places on delivery apps. Hell yeah I'll pay $20 for a thimble-full of mac & cheese!
how I imagine account and project managers react when reading the notes in my timesheet entries
a woman is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer and smiling .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer and smiling .
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February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
how I imagine account and project managers react when reading the notes in my timesheet entries
wanna feel old? nazi twinks are neromaxxing the downfall of western civilization
February 13, 2026 at 11:24 PM
wanna feel old? nazi twinks are neromaxxing the downfall of western civilization
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what if slime but EVIL
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
what if slime but EVIL
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ooh there ain't no other way
baby I was corn this way
baby I was corn this way
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
ooh there ain't no other way
baby I was corn this way
baby I was corn this way
*me looking at a complex web animation* that's... a lottie
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
*me looking at a complex web animation* that's... a lottie
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At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
At long last, we have created the Luftballons from classic pop song 99 Luftballons!
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor