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🦃 Tofurkey McCluck 🦃
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developr / designr / illustratr / internet person

🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess

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#artvsartist #artvsartist2024
gonna go on a limb and say "f/u" is a bad abbreviation for followup. or maybe the account person is mad at me. :(
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
daily affirmations: I may procrastinate in my personal life but I am on top of things professionally
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In other news, Chicago has a beautiful lakefront parking lot.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Cal and Aster
2022

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November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
16-year-old me losing his shit to Danse Macabre in a Perkins parking lot is v excited to be seeing The Faint tonight but 40-year-old me is wondering what the hell I'm doing going to a concert the day after getting my covid and flu shots.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Here’s the schedule with alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Internet self diagnosis trend that is still relevant unfortunately
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Missing a bit of that old magic
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Now that politics can rest for a minute, vote @blippo.plus
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Lmao it’s snowing
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I've been slowly working my way through ER following The Pitt's cultural moment and I can't believe Bernard, the hot elf from Oppenheimer, killed off a main character following an episode that also included the head surgeon operating on his dog
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm discussing dusting amiibo at brunch gay nerd years old
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Let's
Go
Begin
Taking
Quantities of
Ibuprofen!!+
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
won't you take me to
November 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
an upsetting number of Google Drive notifications for a Friday
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
it's a really beautiful homage to pastiche
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
💡: the next thing you learn is how cold it can get at night
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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AI could end scarcity, end humanity - or boost trend growth by 0.2 percentage points
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb
The Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter Balkan
Choose your preferred music service
30tgrs.ffm.to
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pass
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
who up rising to they level of incompetence
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM