🦃 Tofurkey McCluck 🦃
@tophr.org
developr / designr / illustratr / internet person
🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
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🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
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not a huge Culver's fan (I think I feel some misguided tension with Dairy Queen) but I'm coming around
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
not a huge Culver's fan (I think I feel some misguided tension with Dairy Queen) but I'm coming around
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well according to my time sheet I had a 40 hour week including 8 hrs PTO on Tuesday but spiritually it felt like a 60 hour week. much 2 consider.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
well according to my time sheet I had a 40 hour week including 8 hrs PTO on Tuesday but spiritually it felt like a 60 hour week. much 2 consider.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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me af
just remembered the best comic ever about reading ulysses
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
me af
new Hercules & Love Affair single 🕺
Someone Else is Calling
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
new Hercules & Love Affair single 🕺
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Who up screaming at they perimeter fence
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Who up screaming at they perimeter fence
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2356 years ago, on the 14th of November 332 BCE, Alexander the Great was crowned pharaoh of Egypt. He had previously been pronounced the son of Amun on a visit tot the oracle at the Siwa Oasis. Due to this supposed lineage, Alexander was sometimes depicted with the Horns of Ammon. #otd #history 🗃️
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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i grew up in standard definition
I don't know if you're neurodivergent or from North Dakota
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i grew up in standard definition
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
We all have a lot of moments waiting... until we don't. Isn't that beautiful?
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
We all have a lot of moments waiting... until we don't. Isn't that beautiful?
me when I heard about the steam machine yesterday
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
me when I heard about the steam machine yesterday
gonna go on a limb and say "f/u" is a bad abbreviation for followup. or maybe the account person is mad at me. :(
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
gonna go on a limb and say "f/u" is a bad abbreviation for followup. or maybe the account person is mad at me. :(
daily affirmations: I may procrastinate in my personal life but I am on top of things professionally
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
daily affirmations: I may procrastinate in my personal life but I am on top of things professionally
In other news, Chicago has a beautiful lakefront parking lot.
George Lucas’ narrative art museum opens next year in LA
George Lucas’ narrative art museum opens next year in LA
You can check out the Lucas Archives in person starting next year.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In other news, Chicago has a beautiful lakefront parking lot.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
16-year-old me losing his shit to Danse Macabre in a Perkins parking lot is v excited to be seeing The Faint tonight but 40-year-old me is wondering what the hell I'm doing going to a concert the day after getting my covid and flu shots.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
16-year-old me losing his shit to Danse Macabre in a Perkins parking lot is v excited to be seeing The Faint tonight but 40-year-old me is wondering what the hell I'm doing going to a concert the day after getting my covid and flu shots.
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Here’s the schedule with alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Here’s the schedule with alt text.
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Internet self diagnosis trend that is still relevant unfortunately
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Internet self diagnosis trend that is still relevant unfortunately
Missing a bit of that old magic
Missing a bit of that old magic
The new Now You See Me movie is missing a bit of that old magic
Missing a bit of that old magic
www.polygon.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Missing a bit of that old magic
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Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
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Now that politics can rest for a minute, vote @blippo.plus
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Now that politics can rest for a minute, vote @blippo.plus
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