Sarah Jayne
sarahjaynedv.bsky.social
Sarah Jayne
@sarahjaynedv.bsky.social
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Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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🌸 Ravens in bloom
April 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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this is Mohsen Mahdawi, the green card holder who was just arrested by ICE for rendition at his citizenship interview
April 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The Phantom of the Opera is just a story about an older man taking advantage of a chick with daddy issues
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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a nightly skincare routine isn't enough i need to open the ark of the covenant
A massage isn't enough I need that boulder in the Temple of Doom to run over my back
March 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The ads on my favorite word puzzle game STAY reminding me that I’m playing a game meant for the elderly
March 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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March 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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i got you
March 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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The State of the Union.
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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State of the Union in 6 seconds.
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Fun Fact! Tonight’s designated survivor is Vladimir Putin
March 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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am i even good enough to have imposter syndrome
March 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
special k is a helluva drug
the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole
February 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m gonna put on my tin foil hat for a minute -

I’m not seeing enough people talking about Krasnov 🤔🤔🤔
February 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
February 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We’re one month into this, and I’ve realized that I’m coping by processing news like it’s happening in a movie…not good
February 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM