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Sarah Horton-McEvoy ( Sarah Beach)
@sarahhortonmcevoy.bsky.social
Writer
South Shields
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Any time you say goodbye to someone, it's important to tell them to "take care", because otherwise they'll probably forget to do that.
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Irony: People saying the BBC is biased towards the left when a big part of why they’ve all been radicalised to vote Tory and Reform is BECAUSE of (yes you guessed it) the BBC’s right wing bias.

Couldn’t make it up.

Thicker than a submarine door.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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the person in the passenger’s seat whenever i drive at night
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The ONLY people who you can tax and NOT hurt the economy are the richest.

Because they are the only ones hoarding money and not spending it.

If you tax anyone else you will hit the economy.

So tax the richest, they pay £250bn a year less than they should.
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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British Police "We are going to ban Football Hooligans to protect the public."

Media "Noooo you can't ban them they are ISRAELI football hooligans."
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The real challenge for tech bros is striking the fine balance between completely destroying humanity and retaining enough of it that their billions are still worth something.
October 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Tens of thousands of people killed. An entire state reduced to rubble and he acts like it's the Apprentice final.
October 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Watching the Bibi & Don Show treat this like some grand victory, while people returning to northern Gaza dig the rubble for loved ones' remains, is pretty revolting.
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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I just don't think there are that many people going "Well I wasn't going to vote for them before, but this policy of driving people out of studying the arts and humanities has changed my mind".
October 8, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Sky News and the BBC repeatedly mention the "migrant crisis" in doing so they are normalising and legitimising far right talking points. There is no "migrant crisis", there is only migrant hysteria, which the British media is feeding into instead of countering.
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich."

A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."
September 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I can't get over how weird this photo is. I love that someone in England captioned it: "Darling, be a dear and DO click on the floor lamp."
September 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Here's a better idea: every data centre you build, you build enough renewable energy to power it, and you supply the waste heat from your cooling system to power homes and businesses nearby. Simple. Common sense. And fair.
September 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Brexit is the toxic epicentre of the political shitshow we now have to endure. It promoted idiocy and deceit, endorsed racism, divided us, made us poorer, weaker, less safe and less sane. It’s belittled the country, killed the Tory party and given birth to Reform.
A relentless klaxon of failure.
What a gargantuan mess. #Brexit
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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If you wrap yourself in national flags and go on a fascist march with violent thugs… you shouldn’t be validated by our media.
It was a march for racism, for radicalised prejudice, for mass deportations and for threat against ethnic minorities. It was an ugly expression of division.
Shameful.
September 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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It's incredible intellectual gymnastics to accuse the anti-gun Left of causing gun violence.

The self-delusion is staggering.
September 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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It is weird that the fbi director said “Valhalla” let’s not skip over that
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
September 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him
September 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Stale, Male, and so much beyond the Pale.
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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ME: "AI Chatbot, create an image of shameless, servile sycophants kissing the ass of the stupidest person in the United States to ever get famous."

AI CHATBOT: "That image already exists."
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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The idea of “unskilled labor” is a classist myth used to justify poverty wages.
August 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM