Sam B. Squatch
@samsquatch74.bsky.social
Eternally searching for something to do when there’s no snow
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
Oh no
The nostalgia cycle got that stuff lined up for all of us
The Taco Bell Doritos Lava Chicken Jockey-peño Skibidi Taco is gonna be a mega hit though
The nostalgia cycle got that stuff lined up for all of us
The Taco Bell Doritos Lava Chicken Jockey-peño Skibidi Taco is gonna be a mega hit though
ten years ago we fucking loved science. now we skibidi toilet chicken jockey six seven
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Oh no
The nostalgia cycle got that stuff lined up for all of us
The Taco Bell Doritos Lava Chicken Jockey-peño Skibidi Taco is gonna be a mega hit though
The nostalgia cycle got that stuff lined up for all of us
The Taco Bell Doritos Lava Chicken Jockey-peño Skibidi Taco is gonna be a mega hit though
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
Among a bunch of disgusting morons who are in charge of our country, JD Vance is remarkable.
Uncharismatic, uninteresting, obviously bought-and-paid-for, and (as the kids say) cringe.
Uncharismatic, uninteresting, obviously bought-and-paid-for, and (as the kids say) cringe.
June 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Among a bunch of disgusting morons who are in charge of our country, JD Vance is remarkable.
Uncharismatic, uninteresting, obviously bought-and-paid-for, and (as the kids say) cringe.
Uncharismatic, uninteresting, obviously bought-and-paid-for, and (as the kids say) cringe.
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Today is as good of a day as any to post the Florida Marlins theme song "Marlins Will Soar" as written and performed by Scott Stapp.
June 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Today is as good of a day as any to post the Florida Marlins theme song "Marlins Will Soar" as written and performed by Scott Stapp.
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[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence
June 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence
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This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention
May 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This ad aired in 2002….they have been trying to warn us and we weren’t paying attention
The lady in front of me on this plane absolutely sucks at solitaire
May 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The lady in front of me on this plane absolutely sucks at solitaire
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Can’t. Working on a giant magnet to attract a meteor and end this bullshit timeline.
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Can’t. Working on a giant magnet to attract a meteor and end this bullshit timeline.
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Time for the next chapter in "NCAA college football logos over a state outline."
Last, but never least, Wyoming.
WE ARE DONE.
Last, but never least, Wyoming.
WE ARE DONE.
April 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Time for the next chapter in "NCAA college football logos over a state outline."
Last, but never least, Wyoming.
WE ARE DONE.
Last, but never least, Wyoming.
WE ARE DONE.
Empty but whole
January 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Empty but whole
“Looney Tunes” is more enjoyable to look at than Picasso’s work and is therefore better
Radiohead is the least enjoyable major band of the last 40 years. No band is less fun
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
I will go further than Dawn, it is obvious that Motley Crue has more bangers than Radiohead.
The Black Eyed Peas have more bangers than Radiohead.
January 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Looney Tunes” is more enjoyable to look at than Picasso’s work and is therefore better
Love a good cartoon
January 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Love a good cartoon
Every year I see one truly good “see you next year”
January 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every year I see one truly good “see you next year”
Ignorance is pathetic
December 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Ignorance is pathetic
Way to go Aaron Rodgers!
You went to a great school, you are a professional athlete, yet against all odds you are a moron who sucks
You went to a great school, you are a professional athlete, yet against all odds you are a moron who sucks
December 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Way to go Aaron Rodgers!
You went to a great school, you are a professional athlete, yet against all odds you are a moron who sucks
You went to a great school, you are a professional athlete, yet against all odds you are a moron who sucks
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he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived
The New York Post confirms the terribly sad news: Rickey Henderson has passed away. nypost.com/2024/12/21/s...
Rickey Henderson, Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, dead at 65
Rickey Henderson, a Baseball Hall of Famer and MLB’s all-time stolen bases leader, has died, The Post has confirmed.
nypost.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
he was so entertaining and such a goofster that we tend not to think of him this way, but rickey henderson was flat out one of the very greatest american athletes who's ever lived
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It’s the time of year for mentioning one of my favourite ‘untranslatables’.
‘Poronkusema’, in Finnish, once denoted a distance of around 7.5km, which is roughly how long a reindeer can last before needing to urinate. ‘Poronkusema’ means ‘reindeer pee’.
‘Poronkusema’, in Finnish, once denoted a distance of around 7.5km, which is roughly how long a reindeer can last before needing to urinate. ‘Poronkusema’ means ‘reindeer pee’.
December 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It’s the time of year for mentioning one of my favourite ‘untranslatables’.
‘Poronkusema’, in Finnish, once denoted a distance of around 7.5km, which is roughly how long a reindeer can last before needing to urinate. ‘Poronkusema’ means ‘reindeer pee’.
‘Poronkusema’, in Finnish, once denoted a distance of around 7.5km, which is roughly how long a reindeer can last before needing to urinate. ‘Poronkusema’ means ‘reindeer pee’.
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