Sam
@samguzela.bsky.social
Broadcasting live from the Chicagoland hellscape
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pacing around my apartment, muttering “I’m pogging for sebulba, I’m pogging for sebulba” over and over
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
pacing around my apartment, muttering “I’m pogging for sebulba, I’m pogging for sebulba” over and over
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transgender for every member of your family!!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
transgender for every member of your family!!!
idk guys, that new Lorde isn't really hitting for me
April 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
idk guys, that new Lorde isn't really hitting for me
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accidentally clicked an amazon link on pinterest so I set my phone on some hot coals for five minutes to remind it who's in charge
March 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
accidentally clicked an amazon link on pinterest so I set my phone on some hot coals for five minutes to remind it who's in charge
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God i love smelling my wife's armpits :3
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
God i love smelling my wife's armpits :3
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🎶❤️💚
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
🎶❤️💚
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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Your religion does not justify immoral acts. Period. I do not care what religion it is.
December 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Your religion does not justify immoral acts. Period. I do not care what religion it is.
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Literally me when everyone is marking every email as urgent
December 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Literally me when everyone is marking every email as urgent
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Thinking about the cool crab from Katamari Damacy
December 2, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Thinking about the cool crab from Katamari Damacy
Spent all day playing #MetaphorRefantazio
December 1, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Spent all day playing #MetaphorRefantazio
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November 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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god i love gatling3's stuff so much. come to bsky king
November 30, 2024 at 12:36 PM
god i love gatling3's stuff so much. come to bsky king
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Sure sex is great, but have you ever been kept up all night listening to a beautiful woman in a lacy nightie enthusiastically info dump about her special interest, the glow of her expression and warmth of her joy cutting through the cold dark night around you?
November 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Sure sex is great, but have you ever been kept up all night listening to a beautiful woman in a lacy nightie enthusiastically info dump about her special interest, the glow of her expression and warmth of her joy cutting through the cold dark night around you?
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Flu and COVID vaccine done.
Congratulations to me for updating my 'tism to the 2024 release.
Congratulations to me for updating my 'tism to the 2024 release.
November 25, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Flu and COVID vaccine done.
Congratulations to me for updating my 'tism to the 2024 release.
Congratulations to me for updating my 'tism to the 2024 release.
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The decoy keyboard is working
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
The decoy keyboard is working
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Frank Iero really popped off when he wrote that song he can't ever play live again
November 6, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Frank Iero really popped off when he wrote that song he can't ever play live again
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November 5, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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