Amy B
@salvationamy.bsky.social
Vermonter, divorce lawyer, curmudgeon
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Okay so I think I have our trial strategy. Here it is:
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
September 1, 2023 at 8:22 PM
Okay so I think I have our trial strategy. Here it is:
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
Blame Eric
It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.
Can we please speculate wildly on wtf is going on with Mitch McConnell?
August 30, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Can we please speculate wildly on wtf is going on with Mitch McConnell?
Ugh. Can a girl just get a mugshot?
August 24, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Ugh. Can a girl just get a mugshot?
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If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
August 24, 2023 at 12:21 PM
If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.
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A fine day to revisit Giuliani’s role in turbocharging the mug-shot-adjacent practice of the perp walk.
August 23, 2023 at 10:03 PM
A fine day to revisit Giuliani’s role in turbocharging the mug-shot-adjacent practice of the perp walk.
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Remember, a realistic lawyer movie would just be one person sitting at their desk & staring at a computer screen, & every 15 minutes they’d say “Goddammit.” That’s it, the whole thing, 95 minutes
August 22, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Remember, a realistic lawyer movie would just be one person sitting at their desk & staring at a computer screen, & every 15 minutes they’d say “Goddammit.” That’s it, the whole thing, 95 minutes
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Once again for the people in the back:
Covid was never over. You should always be wearing a mask. There is no "going back to normal."
Covid was never over. You should always be wearing a mask. There is no "going back to normal."
August 22, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Once again for the people in the back:
Covid was never over. You should always be wearing a mask. There is no "going back to normal."
Covid was never over. You should always be wearing a mask. There is no "going back to normal."
Hi, y'all! Check out my friend @cecilej.bsky.social
August 20, 2023 at 10:54 PM
Hi, y'all! Check out my friend @cecilej.bsky.social
Nothing to see here...
The last time Los Angeles got even 4/100th of an inch of rain on August 20th was 1906. Here's the record daily rainfall for Downtown LA for every day this week. Also right now it is absolutely pouring. You're gonna think I'm nuts but it feels like the climate is changing.
August 20, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Nothing to see here...
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Trump has almost completed the NL East Crime Spree (Miami, NY, ATL, D.C., just needs Philly) but real men shoot for the "Heart of Rock and Roll" (New York, L.A., DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town, Boston, Baton Rouge, Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco, Cleveland, Detroit)
August 15, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Trump has almost completed the NL East Crime Spree (Miami, NY, ATL, D.C., just needs Philly) but real men shoot for the "Heart of Rock and Roll" (New York, L.A., DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town, Boston, Baton Rouge, Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City, Seattle, San Francisco, Cleveland, Detroit)
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My first year at SNL Adam McKay and I forget who else wrote a sketch where a terrible consulting team was pitching McDonald's on how to improve their business, and all the ideas were like "sell apples" and "change your mascot to a ferret" or whatever. Anyway, congrats to Elon on the launch of "X."
July 24, 2023 at 3:02 PM
My first year at SNL Adam McKay and I forget who else wrote a sketch where a terrible consulting team was pitching McDonald's on how to improve their business, and all the ideas were like "sell apples" and "change your mascot to a ferret" or whatever. Anyway, congrats to Elon on the launch of "X."
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Pawnee is a Union Town
August 12, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Pawnee is a Union Town
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The response working class people should have to “UPS drivers would make $170,000” is “Good.”
That 170k includes benefits and pension money, which used to be the norm in union contracts and should be the floor of our demands.
Your enemy is never another worker getting more.
That 170k includes benefits and pension money, which used to be the norm in union contracts and should be the floor of our demands.
Your enemy is never another worker getting more.
August 9, 2023 at 8:20 PM
The response working class people should have to “UPS drivers would make $170,000” is “Good.”
That 170k includes benefits and pension money, which used to be the norm in union contracts and should be the floor of our demands.
Your enemy is never another worker getting more.
That 170k includes benefits and pension money, which used to be the norm in union contracts and should be the floor of our demands.
Your enemy is never another worker getting more.
