saltyeyes 🇦🇺🏳️🌈🏴☠️
@saltyeyesofficial.bsky.social
tired • puzzlehunts • magic the gathering • args • pokemon • zelda • warframe • probably solving a puzzle rn
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The Swift song made me think I had misread Hamlet. Surely she had someone check the song. She is billionaire. It must be me...a person with no book training who has misunderstood Hamlet.
So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.
A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.
A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Swift song made me think I had misread Hamlet. Surely she had someone check the song. She is billionaire. It must be me...a person with no book training who has misunderstood Hamlet.
So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.
A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
So I reread Hamlet. I think I understood Hamlet.
A billionaire gaslit me into thinking I can't read good.
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Spoke with Surena, checked in, and I’m only going to say a few things. (Even if she did say I can let the chopper sing) The only reason I’m saying anything is because while everyone wants to step away “until they have all the facts”, that didn’t stop many people from spreading the lies via texts.
July 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Spoke with Surena, checked in, and I’m only going to say a few things. (Even if she did say I can let the chopper sing) The only reason I’m saying anything is because while everyone wants to step away “until they have all the facts”, that didn’t stop many people from spreading the lies via texts.
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Put 38+ lands in your Commander decks.
You'll mulligan less (or better).
You'll play more real games.
You'll win more.
You'll have more fun or at the very least be less frustrated.
You'll mulligan less (or better).
You'll play more real games.
You'll win more.
You'll have more fun or at the very least be less frustrated.
July 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Put 38+ lands in your Commander decks.
You'll mulligan less (or better).
You'll play more real games.
You'll win more.
You'll have more fun or at the very least be less frustrated.
You'll mulligan less (or better).
You'll play more real games.
You'll win more.
You'll have more fun or at the very least be less frustrated.
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i asked sean what snack he was getting at the convenience store and he said ‘i’m just gonna keep my heart open…let the spirit move me’ so i look forward to seeing whatever psychopathic shit he brings back
July 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i asked sean what snack he was getting at the convenience store and he said ‘i’m just gonna keep my heart open…let the spirit move me’ so i look forward to seeing whatever psychopathic shit he brings back
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Hey come watch us (me, @budgetcommander.bsky.social @theasianavenger.bsky.social & EK) raising money for @trevorproject.bsky.social on the MTG goldfish commander channel! Donate and clown on us 🥰❤️- www.youtube.com/live/mP8tpxv...
Commander Charity Stream!
YouTube video by MTGGoldfish Commander
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July 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey come watch us (me, @budgetcommander.bsky.social @theasianavenger.bsky.social & EK) raising money for @trevorproject.bsky.social on the MTG goldfish commander channel! Donate and clown on us 🥰❤️- www.youtube.com/live/mP8tpxv...
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
July 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I find my cat annoying because she spends all day screaming, yowling, and begging for a pinch of Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend, but one day no one in this home will scream, yowl, or beg for Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend and I will be sad
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In the "Beware of the Rifts" level in Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the evil Rift Mario appears as part of the Wonder Effect. Shooting him with a fireball appears to stun him; however, tediously continuing to shoot him with 50 fireballs will actually kill him.
May 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
In the "Beware of the Rifts" level in Super Mario Bros. Wonder, the evil Rift Mario appears as part of the Wonder Effect. Shooting him with a fireball appears to stun him; however, tediously continuing to shoot him with 50 fireballs will actually kill him.
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My manager won’t get off my ass
May 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
My manager won’t get off my ass
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chart drafted by a friend about the difference between indie and AA, and AAA game developers
May 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
chart drafted by a friend about the difference between indie and AA, and AAA game developers
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This episode has my favorite writing in the whole new series of Friday Nights. @graham.loadingreadyrun.com went so hard on this.
youtu.be/05AxPHu0wMM
youtu.be/05AxPHu0wMM
The Missing Card || Friday Nights S9E06
YouTube video by LRRMTG
youtu.be
March 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This episode has my favorite writing in the whole new series of Friday Nights. @graham.loadingreadyrun.com went so hard on this.
youtu.be/05AxPHu0wMM
youtu.be/05AxPHu0wMM
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I tried (and failed) to get Katamari Damacy creator Keita Takahashi to explain his new game, to a T, to me. instead, I had one of the most fun, baffling interviews I've ever done www.wired.com/story/katama...
![It’s a game about a teenager who’s stuck as a T-pose and trying to figure out where the T-pose is coming from. It’s a game about—umm. [Long pause] Do I need to explain? [Another long pause] No. [Laughs]
That’s fair. Who is this character? How would you describe them?
A teenager, 13-years-old, female or male, whatever I mean, I don’t care—stuck in a T-pose, for some reason.
What makes T the perfect pose?
Because it’s perfect! You are perfect. I think it’s just perfect.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2m6tkysz7fjmfpc3vdqmhwu4/bafkreiffqfovd2rlftdbub7q6d73lfpvcx34j5lxqzcei4kq23rrp7nhl4@jpeg)
March 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I tried (and failed) to get Katamari Damacy creator Keita Takahashi to explain his new game, to a T, to me. instead, I had one of the most fun, baffling interviews I've ever done www.wired.com/story/katama...
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
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Tuning into the 24 hour Brian Eno documentary stream today anamorph.vhx.tv
24 Hours of Eno
The global streaming premiere of the generative documentary film “Eno”. This livestream event is more than just the movie, it's a 24-hour curated film, art and music experience with multiple unique ve...
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January 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tuning into the 24 hour Brian Eno documentary stream today anamorph.vhx.tv
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what is this ‘paint me like one of your french poodles’ bullshit dude
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
what is this ‘paint me like one of your french poodles’ bullshit dude
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Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
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I've been going on a pretty interesting journey over the last year and a bit, discovering and analyzing a lot of the behavioural things that I do that's influenced by my neurodivergence. It's led to a lot of epiphanic moments, and if I feel like noting them down, I may put it in this thread.
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I've been going on a pretty interesting journey over the last year and a bit, discovering and analyzing a lot of the behavioural things that I do that's influenced by my neurodivergence. It's led to a lot of epiphanic moments, and if I feel like noting them down, I may put it in this thread.
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To err is human; to forgive is feline. 😻
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
To err is human; to forgive is feline. 😻
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as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this
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There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them
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this is so sad, if you want to see video of what happened google “bluey inflation”
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Bluey balloon pops during inflation before Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
www.nbcnewyork.com
November 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
this is so sad, if you want to see video of what happened google “bluey inflation”
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Sure I’ll do my last 10 games of the year. Why not?
2023: Videoverse
2022: Immortality
2021: Inscryption
2020: Final Fantasy 7 Remake
2019: Disco Elysium
2018: Astro Bot: Rescue Mission
2017: Zelda: Breath of the Wild
2016: Inside
2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
2014: Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
2023: Videoverse
2022: Immortality
2021: Inscryption
2020: Final Fantasy 7 Remake
2019: Disco Elysium
2018: Astro Bot: Rescue Mission
2017: Zelda: Breath of the Wild
2016: Inside
2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
2014: Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
My last 10 games of the year:
2023: Baldur’s Gate 3
2022: God of War: Ragnarök
2021: The Forgotten City
2020: Final Fantasy VII Remake
2019: Fire Emblem: Three Houses
2018: God of War
2017: Persona 5
2016: Inside
2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
2014: Sunset Overdrive
2023: Baldur’s Gate 3
2022: God of War: Ragnarök
2021: The Forgotten City
2020: Final Fantasy VII Remake
2019: Fire Emblem: Three Houses
2018: God of War
2017: Persona 5
2016: Inside
2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
2014: Sunset Overdrive
My last 10 games of the year
2023: Tears of the Kingdom
2022: Elden Ring
2021: Death's Door
2020: Last of Us Part II
2019: Baba Is You
2018: Celeste
2017: Super Mario Odyssey
2016: Overwatch
2015: Rocket League
2014: Hearthstone
2023: Tears of the Kingdom
2022: Elden Ring
2021: Death's Door
2020: Last of Us Part II
2019: Baba Is You
2018: Celeste
2017: Super Mario Odyssey
2016: Overwatch
2015: Rocket League
2014: Hearthstone
November 28, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Sure I’ll do my last 10 games of the year. Why not?
2023: Videoverse
2022: Immortality
2021: Inscryption
2020: Final Fantasy 7 Remake
2019: Disco Elysium
2018: Astro Bot: Rescue Mission
2017: Zelda: Breath of the Wild
2016: Inside
2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
2014: Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
2023: Videoverse
2022: Immortality
2021: Inscryption
2020: Final Fantasy 7 Remake
2019: Disco Elysium
2018: Astro Bot: Rescue Mission
2017: Zelda: Breath of the Wild
2016: Inside
2015: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
2014: Super Smash Bros. For Wii U
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Started Grunn last night, and what a wild one. Don't want to say much about it, but it has a bit of Outer Wilds to it, in so far as you learn more and more about the world each time you play through a "run." Weird and cool! store.steampowered.com/app/2720950/...
November 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Started Grunn last night, and what a wild one. Don't want to say much about it, but it has a bit of Outer Wilds to it, in so far as you learn more and more about the world each time you play through a "run." Weird and cool! store.steampowered.com/app/2720950/...