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Wily Economy Coyote
April 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wily Economy Coyote
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Roommate and I finally saw the Minecraft movie and our version of the loud and strange teenagers treating it like a Rocky Horror showing was a a row of teens politely golf clapping after each meme which honestly felt more comical than any other footage I've seen of people reacting in theaters.
April 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Roommate and I finally saw the Minecraft movie and our version of the loud and strange teenagers treating it like a Rocky Horror showing was a a row of teens politely golf clapping after each meme which honestly felt more comical than any other footage I've seen of people reacting in theaters.
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REMAIN BANISHED OR SUFFER THE CURSE OF ODIN ᛈᚺᛟᛚ ᛖᚾᛞᛖ ᚢᚢᛟᛞᚨᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᚱᚢᚾ ᛉᛁ ᚺᛟᛚᛉᚨ. ᛞᚢ ᚢᚢᚨᚱᛏ ᛞᛖᛗᛟ ᛒᚨᛚᛞᛖᚱᛖᛋ ᚢᛟᛚᛟᚾ ᛋᛁᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᛉ ᛒᛁᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁᛏ. ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᛋᛁᚾᛏᚺᚷᚢᚾᛏ, ᛋᚢᚾᚾᚨ ᛖᚱᚨ ᛋᚢᛁᛋᛏᛖᚱ; ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᚠᚱᛁᛁᚨ, ᚢᛟᛚᛚᚨ ᛖᚱᚨ ᛋᚢᛁᛋᛏᛖᚱ; ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᛞᚨᚾ, ᛋᛟ ᚺᛖ ᚢᚢᛟᛚᚨ ᚲᛟᚾᛞᚨ: ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛒᛖᚾᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛒᛚᚢᛟᛏᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛚᛁᛞᛁᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ:
April 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
REMAIN BANISHED OR SUFFER THE CURSE OF ODIN ᛈᚺᛟᛚ ᛖᚾᛞᛖ ᚢᚢᛟᛞᚨᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᚱᚢᚾ ᛉᛁ ᚺᛟᛚᛉᚨ. ᛞᚢ ᚢᚢᚨᚱᛏ ᛞᛖᛗᛟ ᛒᚨᛚᛞᛖᚱᛖᛋ ᚢᛟᛚᛟᚾ ᛋᛁᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᛉ ᛒᛁᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁᛏ. ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᛋᛁᚾᛏᚺᚷᚢᚾᛏ, ᛋᚢᚾᚾᚨ ᛖᚱᚨ ᛋᚢᛁᛋᛏᛖᚱ; ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᚠᚱᛁᛁᚨ, ᚢᛟᛚᛚᚨ ᛖᚱᚨ ᛋᚢᛁᛋᛏᛖᚱ; ᛏᚺᚢ ᛒᛁᚷᚢᛟᛚ ᛖᚾ ᚢᚢᛟᛞᚨᚾ, ᛋᛟ ᚺᛖ ᚢᚢᛟᛚᚨ ᚲᛟᚾᛞᚨ: ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛒᛖᚾᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛒᛚᚢᛟᛏᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ, ᛋᛟᛋᛖ ᛚᛁᛞᛁᚱᛖᚾᚴᛁ:
How about you stop eating cookies with the rookies and come eat some lasagna with parmigiana.
March 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How about you stop eating cookies with the rookies and come eat some lasagna with parmigiana.
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things are going well
March 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
things are going well
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Jupiter!
March 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Jupiter!
Intercontinental Ballistic Pitbull
February 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Intercontinental Ballistic Pitbull
Man if I paid 100 grand for a truck only to get passed by a fucking Toyota Yaris I'd end it all.
February 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Man if I paid 100 grand for a truck only to get passed by a fucking Toyota Yaris I'd end it all.
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*nodding my head in agreement*
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
*nodding my head in agreement*
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It is always darkest before the boys are back in town
January 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It is always darkest before the boys are back in town
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Sitting in the living room on my computer listening to classical music, I just said out loud “Damn, this Vivaldi slaps. Let’s run that back.”
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
January 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sitting in the living room on my computer listening to classical music, I just said out loud “Damn, this Vivaldi slaps. Let’s run that back.”
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
And now I’m just so sad that my son wasn’t in the room to be horrified by that.
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shoutout to the inventor of the socket wrench. you're a real one
January 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
shoutout to the inventor of the socket wrench. you're a real one
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I am simultaneously locked in and disconnected from reality. My brain has been fried and also I have evolved past human capabilities.
December 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I am simultaneously locked in and disconnected from reality. My brain has been fried and also I have evolved past human capabilities.
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everyone sure values resourcefulness and improvisation until they can *allegedly* taste the ketchup in the cookie icing
December 24, 2024 at 5:50 PM
everyone sure values resourcefulness and improvisation until they can *allegedly* taste the ketchup in the cookie icing
Gonna give a certain someone Post Traumatic Markiplier Disorder.
December 18, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Gonna give a certain someone Post Traumatic Markiplier Disorder.
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I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 PM
I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.