Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
Ha ha ha, I just tried this and it would let me book the same room from BCN, NYC, Milan but every time I tried to book it from Britain it said 'yeah no we're full sorry'.
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ha ha ha, I just tried this and it would let me book the same room from BCN, NYC, Milan but every time I tried to book it from Britain it said 'yeah no we're full sorry'.
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
According to the Structural Code, the design life of a house (ie how long it must remain fit for purpose) is 50 years. In Spain but also the UK, I looked it up. Sleep well everyone. In your house.
Según el Código Estructural, la vida útil exigida a un edificio ordinario, como una vivienda, es de 50 años.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
According to the Structural Code, the design life of a house (ie how long it must remain fit for purpose) is 50 years. In Spain but also the UK, I looked it up. Sleep well everyone. In your house.
Dogs poo along a north-south axis #dogpoofacts
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Dogs poo along a north-south axis #dogpoofacts
Sorry to Facebook on main but this is a sucker punch of childhood nostalgia.
BBC TV Licence Advert (1985)
YouTube video by RobsOldVideos
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Sorry to Facebook on main but this is a sucker punch of childhood nostalgia.
Vaguely relevant to some of today's discourse in that the Montserrat boys' choir sings on the Rosalía album and it's been a whole SCANDAL, though not for the reasons you'd think.
I think this a gift link, LMK if not and you'd like to read it.
Nazis, artists and the Holy Grail: The fascinating 1000-year history of Spain’s Montserrat
A millennial monastery, a miraculous Madonna and a dramatic landscape make ‘saw-tooth mountain’ one of Catalonia’s most powerful symbols
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Vaguely relevant to some of today's discourse in that the Montserrat boys' choir sings on the Rosalía album and it's been a whole SCANDAL, though not for the reasons you'd think.
Was hanging out the washing on the roof earlier and could hear it playing from three different directions, which was properly stirring.
not usually the world's biggest pop music fan so hadn't massively paid attention to Rosalía before and.......my absolute bad because LUX is a masterpiece and she's a musical genius?? gobsmacking album
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Was hanging out the washing on the roof earlier and could hear it playing from three different directions, which was properly stirring.
If you weren't here last night sorry to tell you that your Mamdani slogan idea has already been done by three to 12 people.
November 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you weren't here last night sorry to tell you that your Mamdani slogan idea has already been done by three to 12 people.
TIL that chaise longue in Norwegian is sjeselong (pronounced the same), which delights me in the way that 'to knock out' in Portuguese (nocautear, pronounced as you'd hope) does. Is there a term for these? Some sort of cognate?
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
TIL that chaise longue in Norwegian is sjeselong (pronounced the same), which delights me in the way that 'to knock out' in Portuguese (nocautear, pronounced as you'd hope) does. Is there a term for these? Some sort of cognate?
This Rosalía album is quite magnificent and quite bonkers
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Official Video) feat. Björk & Yves Tumor
YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
This Rosalía album is quite magnificent and quite bonkers
Cool. Definitely won't be the last AI teammate I worked with, because that one already has a job. Specifically, my old job.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Cool. Definitely won't be the last AI teammate I worked with, because that one already has a job. Specifically, my old job.
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today in Ways In Which The Discourse Has Marked Me Out As A Freak, I feel warm and loved when people shorten my name or give me nicknames
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
today in Ways In Which The Discourse Has Marked Me Out As A Freak, I feel warm and loved when people shorten my name or give me nicknames
Things I did not know about Zohran Mamdani:
1. He is Mira Nair's son
2. actually I didn't really know anything about him but I do now
1. He is Mira Nair's son
2. actually I didn't really know anything about him but I do now
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Things I did not know about Zohran Mamdani:
1. He is Mira Nair's son
2. actually I didn't really know anything about him but I do now
1. He is Mira Nair's son
2. actually I didn't really know anything about him but I do now
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Is there a crossword person in your life? Would you like to get them a unique gift? PERHAPS FOR CHRISTMAS?
Well maybe a bespoke quiz or cryptic crossword would fit the bill, on any theme, of any size, by the author of [counts on fingers] more than 900 published crosswords, i.e. Me. Give me a shout!
Well maybe a bespoke quiz or cryptic crossword would fit the bill, on any theme, of any size, by the author of [counts on fingers] more than 900 published crosswords, i.e. Me. Give me a shout!
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Is there a crossword person in your life? Would you like to get them a unique gift? PERHAPS FOR CHRISTMAS?
Well maybe a bespoke quiz or cryptic crossword would fit the bill, on any theme, of any size, by the author of [counts on fingers] more than 900 published crosswords, i.e. Me. Give me a shout!
Well maybe a bespoke quiz or cryptic crossword would fit the bill, on any theme, of any size, by the author of [counts on fingers] more than 900 published crosswords, i.e. Me. Give me a shout!
Great excitement as a new café is gradually revealed near my house.
Great opposite-of-excitement as they stencil "In Crust We Trust" on the window.
I bet the people of Vienna don't have to put up with this sort of thing.
Great opposite-of-excitement as they stencil "In Crust We Trust" on the window.
I bet the people of Vienna don't have to put up with this sort of thing.
November 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Great excitement as a new café is gradually revealed near my house.
Great opposite-of-excitement as they stencil "In Crust We Trust" on the window.
I bet the people of Vienna don't have to put up with this sort of thing.
Great opposite-of-excitement as they stencil "In Crust We Trust" on the window.
I bet the people of Vienna don't have to put up with this sort of thing.
Me: Have fun, and don't forget smoking is stupid and makes you look really uncool.
The teen:
The teen:
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Me: Have fun, and don't forget smoking is stupid and makes you look really uncool.
The teen:
The teen:
If you were thinking oh twitter's not so bad, there's just a bit of fascism and that, I urge you to check out the #ed hashtag, which the teen has just alerted me to and is a huge community of young users encouraging/shaming each other into eating disorders.
November 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
If you were thinking oh twitter's not so bad, there's just a bit of fascism and that, I urge you to check out the #ed hashtag, which the teen has just alerted me to and is a huge community of young users encouraging/shaming each other into eating disorders.
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Slow Horses is so cool I wish England was real
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Slow Horses is so cool I wish England was real
What is good on Apple, please? I've seen SH, Severance, Ted Lasso and am not totally convinced by the Ruth Wilson/Emma T thing. But it just shows me permutations of these and eight other shows. Presumably there's more.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What is good on Apple, please? I've seen SH, Severance, Ted Lasso and am not totally convinced by the Ruth Wilson/Emma T thing. But it just shows me permutations of these and eight other shows. Presumably there's more.
Why I love indexing. Therapeutic but also Dadaist as hell.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why I love indexing. Therapeutic but also Dadaist as hell.
Remembering that time I accidentally made Santa's zombie army for a children's Christmas party and wondering if I can repurpose for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Remembering that time I accidentally made Santa's zombie army for a children's Christmas party and wondering if I can repurpose for Halloween
The line of succession to the throne is wild. Who are these people? It would only take one duff salmon mousse at a dinner party and we would all be ruled by *checks notes* King Master August Brooksbank
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The line of succession to the throne is wild. Who are these people? It would only take one duff salmon mousse at a dinner party and we would all be ruled by *checks notes* King Master August Brooksbank
Good. Now do tampons.
In a massive win for everyone the morning after pill is now free and without prescription in England. As we slide backwards to the darker times it’s nice to have some positive news. 🫶
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS makes morning-after pill available for free across pharmacies in England
Those in need of free emergency contraception no longer have to see their GP or attend a sexual health clinic
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Good. Now do tampons.
Conversation that just happened in Spanish:
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Conversation that just happened in Spanish:
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER